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Item: HP Sauce, a savory ichor that deals Necrotic damage to Clerics and Celestials and goes great with fries and sandwiches
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Reblog and put in the tags where you are from and the temperature where the weather gets hot/cold to you 
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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
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reblog and put in the tags the current song you’re listening to, and your favorite lyric from it!
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Reblog and put in the tags if you ever made up a story when you were still a child and tell if you still remember
#YES#THE MOMMY EATING TREES#i was really angry at my mom when we were camping for some reason i dont remember#basically a mom walks into a dense forest for some reason i also dont remember#maybe she was looking for her kid#anyway#she gets horribly lost and turned around#theres a tiny clearing where shes looking around frantically#thats when she notices the trees look like they have faces#the roots start undulating#though i didnt know that word at the time#the mom tells herself her eyes are playing tricks on her and shes been looking at roots and trees too long#then suddenly the faces she thought she saw open up#malicious eyes and hungry grins pin her in place as the undulating roots breach the surface and the trees start descending on her#frozen in fear the mom is helpless to fight back as the trees viciously tear her apart and eat her piece by piece#they fight each other over the scraps and nothing is left when theyre done#not even bones or a drop of blood#it was over in mere seconds and no evidence is left behind as the trees return to their holes in the ground and settle back in place#the end#my mom was absolutely terrified#which was endlessly pleasing and satisfying to little six year old me#in hindsight she was probably less scared of the story and more scared at how descriptively gruesome this tiny childs campfire story was#but either way she went home and refused to sleep in the woods for like nine years#shed still go camping with us but shed leave after it got dark to sleep at home#i still view that as a proud achievement to this day 13 years later#fun fact: i adapted this story and put it in one of my hobbit fanfics
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rb and put in the tags what music genre you think has the happiest music
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reblog and put in the tags what you want people to remember you when they encounter it
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Reblog and put in the tags what is your favorite character from the Mario franchise.
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the best part about comparing notes with fic writing friends for how you go about doing the fic writing? definitely realizing that you are horrified to your very core over how they go about doing it.
really solidifies the fact that everyone is different and that it doesn't matter how you do the thing as long as that process works for you
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Normal hat. Bought it immediately.
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reblog and put in the tags a horror movie where the advertising fucked you up as a kid
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Item: Equipage of the Periscope, a red harness and helm that, when worn together, grant the wearer the ability to extend their neck on a flexible column of living metal up to thirty feet long.
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does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?
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