bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me
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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.
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oviedo has ESCAPED old friends senior dog sanctuary!
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when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.
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i need oviedo so bad its not even funny im out here thirsting for him looking like spongebob in the episode where he was dry as fuck. oviedito i can treat u right PLEASE😫🤲
ANON..... MY BELOVED ANON....... YOU MADE MY NIGHT AUDHSHF <3
here i drew something for you and oviedo enjoyers (and not ahem. ME... totally not.) we yearn for a big stoic companion who's a huge softie deep down for us
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i need oviedo so bad its not even funny im out here thirsting for him looking like spongebob in the episode where he was dry as fuck. oviedito i can treat u right PLEASE😫🤲
ANON..... MY BELOVED ANON....... YOU MADE MY NIGHT AUDHSHF <3
here i drew something for you and oviedo enjoyers (and not ahem. ME... totally not.) we yearn for a big stoic companion who's a huge softie deep down for us
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some original art i made after disappearing from the face of the (tumblr) earth
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American Country: The Country Home, 1988
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