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chazzzberrypie · 9 hours
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chazzzberrypie · 2 days
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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
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chazzzberrypie · 4 days
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a ferocious beast
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chazzzberrypie · 6 days
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hrghh another long and difficult day... TUMBLR!! fetch me a photo of The Fictional Character .....
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chazzzberrypie · 8 days
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@ straight people:
Honestly what the fuck
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chazzzberrypie · 9 days
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chazzzberrypie · 16 days
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its so evil that im the only person that lives in texas
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chazzzberrypie · 17 days
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starting my job search on linkedin.com/Emo boys kissing
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chazzzberrypie · 18 days
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(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad
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chazzzberrypie · 19 days
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the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this
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chazzzberrypie · 19 days
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can’t stop reading this over and over
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chazzzberrypie · 19 days
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he has big beautiful doe eyes and a deer in headlights disposition can i please run him over ?
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chazzzberrypie · 19 days
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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chazzzberrypie · 20 days
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The "Save me X" meme is such an integrated part of my brain now that I just go around chanting it in my head constantly. Save me nice clean sheets. Save me YouTube drawing tutorial. Save me Aldi's frozen Bavarian pretzel. And you know what? They do.
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chazzzberrypie · 20 days
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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun
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