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cheeseanonioncrisps · 7 hours ago
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STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 7 hours ago
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TIL Scientists routinely run naked in -100 degree (F) temperatures. They have learned they can survive about 3 minutes, and breathe through a snorkel that heats up the air so they don’t freeze their lungs.
via reddit.com
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 7 hours ago
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Know a distraction when you see one.
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 7 hours ago
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Found footage horror movie but instead of the monster attacking the crew it just steals the camera and the rest of the film is the crew chasing the monster to get the camera back
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 7 hours ago
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when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right there
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 10 hours ago
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 10 hours ago
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it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 10 hours ago
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There is, so far, no character limit and no attachment limit.
I copied and pasted the whole bee movie script and uploaded 3 tiktoks and 20 memes in one submission. Have fun!
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 10 hours ago
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ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead
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trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 10 hours ago
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the idea that being closeted is being a liar is a heterosexual propaganda that hates queer people protecting themselves. you don't have to come out if you're not safe.
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 12 hours ago
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do you have any other cursed biology facts about good animal dads?
sure, and the answer may surprise you: wolverines!
like many other carnivorans, wolverines are solitary predators that roam huge swaths of territory alone, with a single male’s territory overlapping several females that he fathers kits with on a yearly basis. (a male wolverine’s territory can be over 500 square miles, which is a lot of Dude Room.)
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however, UNLIKE other solitary carnivorans, male wolverines don’t call it quits on their progeny once they tip their hats to the ladies and scram, so to speak. instead, a male wolverine will stop by the homestead of each of his mates in turn when he’s in the area, and will check in on the kits and even borrow them for a day or two of Dad Camping to make sure they’re getting enough to eat and to beef up their survival skills!
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(and also sometimes he’ll just sit on them, I guess.) 
and wolverine paternalism doesn’t end when the kits grow up, by any means- wolverine dads will also keep an eye on their young adult children and step in if they seem to be having trouble making ends meet, or if baby manages to get themselves trapped by a bunch of biologists in a tagging program.
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(not pictured: angry wolverine father just inside the treeline, waiting for the unwary scientist to turn his back.)
so that’s something to keep in mind if you ever run across a baby wolverine and try to pick it up like a total dumbass: watch out, you’re about to have your limbs pulled off by not one, but TWO angry adult wolverines!
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(and you deserve it.)
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 12 hours ago
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Some of y'all genuinely hate dudes and honestly, that’s super cringe
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