Flag Cons: The guard gods become angry when you’re out of time or cheat work so they send winds to punish you. Causing your pop tosses to fly away and your 45s to smack you in the face.
Rifle Pros: You look badass with that gun gurl. People clap for you.
Rifle Cons: You have a 60% chance of losing your thumbs.
Sabre Pros: You’re the most elegant thing on the field/tarp.
Sabre Cons: The guard gods are bloodthirsty savages and will leave mysterious cuts and bruises on you, if you mess up. Sacrificing your blood to give them more strength to torture the flag line.
The Window Socket offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.
Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna? reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.