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I was about to make this exact post, since I got some emails about new followers, even though I haven’t ben on here in a year. Guess this is just gonna be a yearly thing

People: *start following me on tumblr*

Me: Well, that’s unfortunate

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My kitchen mates found my freezer bag. It was at the bottom of the freezer with an earlier resident’s stuff. So now I have space for more than chicken nuggets! I was also told I could draw or paint on it, and currently I’m just a little obsessed with bees so… I drew a bee. #bee #bees #bag #livingwithroommates #roommates #honey #honeycomb #customized #diy #bug #insect #malenaphariss #art #drawing #drawings #cute #fabric #textileart #textilemarkers https://www.instagram.com/p/Cba6LwIIQg-/?utm_medium=tumblr

#bee #bees #bag #livingwithroommates #roommates #honey #honeycomb #customized #diy #bug #insect #malenaphariss #art #drawing #drawings #cute #fabric #textileart #textilemarkers

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I just read this super sad post about this girl who’s asexual and married and everyone is basically telling her that she doesn’t deserve her husband/she’s just a prude/she should just do it anyway. So I want to tell you all right now that if people tell you this, or if they tell you you’ll never have a relationship, it is BULLSHIT. My husband is asexual and I’m not. He’s sex repulsed, we don’t have sex, we never have. And it doesn’t matter to me. You know what does? He does. His mental health and wellbeing matter to me. Because he is my best friend and he’s one of the smartest, kindest, funniest people I’ve ever met. And he’s had people tel him that he’s broken and it makes me SO ANGRY because they are WRONG. Being different doesnt mean you’re broken. If you don’t like sex/don’t want it/etc. Do not let anyone tell you that you’re inferior because you’re not. Do not let anyone convice you that you’ll never have a relationship because they’re wrong(if you want one). You are not broken, and it will be okay.

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This is a very reassuring way of putting it, thank you

The more I read about ADHD the more I feel like one of those birds that got imprinted on a human and grew up having no fucking idea it is a duck. Like not even about things I SUCK at, but fucking everything I thought was only a part of my personality. Like imagine being like

"Oh man I hate taking walks next to bodies of water, I always want to jump in and it's really hard to resist the urge and either I jump into the water and people get weirded out, or I have to spend the entire time resisting the urge to go into the water, so I'm distracted from the conversation, and people get annoyed with me."

"That's because you're a duck."

"The what."

"You want to be in the water because you're a duck. People don't get an urge to go into any random body of water every time they see one. That's a duck urge. You have it because you're a duck."

"Wait other people aren't just better at resisting the urge, they literally don't even have it in the first place."

"Yes."

"Oh."

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So clearly this is not excactly what I’m currently going through, why would you even think that? Only the clock app calls me out this accurately

haven't posted art in a long fricking while but here you go. *shrug*

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Update: I came out to my mom as nonbinary. I now know about the gender crises

REBLOG IF IT’S OKAY FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS WHO ARE STRUGGLING WITH THEIR GENDER IDENTITY/SEXUALITY TO MESSAGE YOU FOR ADVICE, SUPPORT OR HELP

please, it’s pride month.

Source:

turtle-pride

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I have no memory of this happening. But it sounds on brand for him

My dad trying to help me decide which sushi to eat

Dad: This one has cucumber in it Dad: The other one does too Me: Wow, dad Dad: This one has rice Me: Dad, please, no Dad: This one also has rice Me: Thanks dad, you’re a big help Dad: This one has seaweed on Me: … Dad: This one… Has seaweed inside

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People: *start following me on tumblr*

Me: Well, that’s unfortunate

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Update: it’s now april, and it’s snowing again and this was our conversation:

My friend doesn’t like puns unless they’re by him, so I sent him this, and somehow becane a wise old fortune cookie?

#pun #puns #groupchat #funny #funny puns #funny pun #i love puns #stupid pun #bad puns #victory #snow #snowing #april

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I’m calling this segment

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Just Ace Things *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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I was sure the kid behind her would push her in the water for a sec

11-year-old girl rescuing a Draughtboard Shark that got wedged between two rocks at low tide. (Hobart, Tasmania) 

Source

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Update: I made him mad enough to edit my name on a meme

My friend doesn’t like puns unless they’re by him, so I sent him this, and somehow becane a wise old fortune cookie?

#pun #puns #memes #groupchat #funny #funny puns #funny pun #i love puns #stupid pun #bad puns #yeet #yeet the child

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My friend doesn’t like puns unless they’re by him, so I sent him this, and somehow becane a wise old fortune cookie?

#why do i sound like a fortune cookie #fortune cookie #funny #puns #memes #groupchat

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I’m gender sloth

i love the term gender envy. i wanna unlock the other seven deadly gender sins. show me gender greed. im like a gender dragon

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I made a #halloween #comic and I managed to finish it before it was over! Now I can sleep. Just kidding, I don’t let anything interfere with my sleep schedule. But yeah, this is heavily implying the pumkin king beats up Santa... I hope this doesn’t become my internet legacy ‘:) #halloweendrawing #pumpkin #pumpkins #jackolantern #funny #jokes #santa #santaclaus #christmas #spooktober #spooky #scary #pumpkinking #digitalart #art #artist https://www.instagram.com/p/CHAIPQHhe04/?igshid=utv5m9nphm9

#halloween #comic #halloweendrawing #pumpkin #pumpkins #jackolantern #funny #jokes #santa #santaclaus #christmas #spooktober #spooky #scary #pumpkinking #digitalart #art #artist

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I made another decoration/laminated drawing for halloween! Look at this spooky boi. He’s been scaring people left and right, even an axe murderer. Some people get stabbed in the back. This guy got chopped in the back. #spooky #halloween #scary #pumpkin #art #drawing #drawings #halloweendecorations #moon #knife #knoves #ace #stabbed #stabby #starlight #halloweendrawing #halloweendecor #halloweenart #traditionalart #pumpkinmonster #pumpkinman #jackolantern #monster #monsters https://www.instagram.com/p/CG2jp-1hxoh/?igshid=1ijpsf8mml70o

#spooky #halloween #scary #pumpkin #art #drawing #drawings #halloweendecorations #moon #knife #knoves #ace #stabbed #stabby #starlight #halloweendrawing #halloweendecor #halloweenart #traditionalart #pumpkinmonster #pumpkinman #jackolantern #monster #monsters