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i’m gonna start falling in love with my shadow, cause that’s the only thing that shows my true self

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we are only mere shadows of humans and when we see our reflection we see what we truly aspire to be and that’s why i never look in the mirror

#please help i’m having an existential crisis #i just ate takis and drank a monster i am going to implode #this sounded so great in my head but i am inable to put thoughts into words #doritos

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WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT A HUMANS NATURAL PREDATOR IS A HUMAN-

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i am by far the absolute worst at packing for trips like, yeah i probably won’t need 17 pairs of underwear and 9 shirts for a 4 day trip but what if i simultaneously pee my pants and spill food on myself almost everyday? but then i’ll end up forgetting everything else i needed at home-

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WAIT WAIT HEAR ME OUT-

okay so in the movie shrek, shrek grabs a frog, blows it up like a freaking BALLOON and it FLOATS.

what does this mean??? does it mean shrek can exhale pure helium? what other secrets does he hold? i need answers!

#shrek 1 #please help me i need answers #what the hell #explain #froggy #frog balloon #shrek is life #secrets?

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he was a moth

she was a lamp

could i make it anymore obvious

#lamp #moth #meant to be #forbbiden love

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what in the frick, frack, patty whack, cracker jack, big mac, flap jack, neck crack, snack that smiles back KINDA SHIT IS 2020-!?!

#2020 sucks #bullshit #country roads take me home #see u in hell #fuck donald trump #gen z shit #see u next year