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flirting with your crush like

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In the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me, then he slapped my ass and said “back to business.” I’m going to marry him.

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Daily FUCKING reminder

DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID

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Make me

A girl that wants yo fine ass (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)

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men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

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Gross things servers do

Tray Fries.

Probably the grossest but also my favorite. When we grab your plates off the trays of that the food is brought out on, a few fries slip off the edges here and there. Once the food is on the table, the only thing left on the tray is those fries. Doesn't seem like a big deal right? But to a server, it is the best thing in the whole world. As disgusting as it is, you better believe we shove as many tray fries as we can into our mouths before a guest or manager notices.

Surprise, we touch your food.

Some people already knew this, but on occasion, we touch your food. We slide your sandwich over to fit your side of ranch on the plate, or we lift up your bun to see which burger is which. Its not a huge deal, and our hands are relatively clean, but just in case you didn't know, we touch your food, and we’re not sorry about it. 

Lastly, we eat your food.

Personally, I do not do this. But I have worked along side many who have. If a table doesn't want a box, and has a non-bitten sandwich, wrap, burger, etc., there are some brave servers who will eat your leftovers. Desperate times call for desperate measure right?

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The Pantheon, Rome

original travel photography by- mbphotograph

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