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[chiss-ascendancy]

Luke : This date is boring.

Mara: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Luke: Then why did you invite me?

Mara: I didn't. I specifically said, "don't come with me", and you said, "Fuck you, Mara Jade, I do whatever I want", and followed me here.

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[chiss-ascendancy]

Luke: Ok, I’m gonna need you to swear- Mara: Fuck. Luke: Luke: Swear as in promise.

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[chiss-ascendancy]

Jacen: I have an idea.

Ben: a good one?

Jacen: let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

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[chiss-ascendancy]

Mara I want to kiss you

Luke,not paying attention: What?

Mara: I said if you die, I wont miss you

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[chiss-ascendancy]

Jacen: Tomorrow’s garbage day.

Jaina: I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

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[chiss-ascendancy]

Jacen: Do I look nice?

Ben: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Jacen: Perfect.

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[chiss-ascendancy]

luke, impersonating as a luke skywalker impersonator : hi yes im a luke skywalker cosplayer

this man : aren't you too short for a luke skywalker?

luke :

luke, whining : ...yeah i get that a lot

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[chiss-ascendancy]

Jacen solo, unhindered by admiral Niathal, going for the Galactic record for the fastest plunge into bloody anarchy and most stylish black outfit.

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[chiss-ascendancy]

obi-wan : it’s over anakin! i have the high ground 

 anakin : how high are you? 

 obi-wan : no, anakin. it’s hi, how are you? 

 anakin : 

 anakin :

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[chiss-ascendancy]

Danni : So, you're basically the therapist for, like, the entire jedi order? Jacen : Pretty much, yeah. Danni : Who's your therapist, then? Jacen : Jacen, holding up a small pebble: I talk to this rock sometimes.

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[chiss-ascendancy]

Jacen : pushing a door that clearly says pull

Jaina, recording the whole thing : PUSH HARDER

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[chiss-ascendancy]

jaina : *accidentally hits anakin*

jaina : *torn between saying 'i'm fucking sorry' and 'are you okay'

jaina : ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

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[chiss-ascendancy]

Zekk: Due to personal reasons I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Jacen: Jaina friendzoned you, didn't she?

Zekk: The reasons are personal--

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