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I need more fanboy Clark Kent in my life.
Like, he's seen Bruce Wayne interact with a child once and immediately fell in love with the guy. Now his bedroom walls are plastered with posters and he follows several social media accounts focused on capturing pictures of Bruce with kids and/or animals etc. He defends Bruce to anyone, no matter the antics he gets up to and it has become a bit of a running gag around the office.
Then, one day, Cat is out sick and someone jokingly suggests Clark should cover the gala in her stead, seeing as Bruce Wayne will be there and maybe this'll be Clark's shot to finally get his man? To everyone's surprise, Perry really does assign the gala coverage to Clark, who spends the days leading up to the event in a state somewhere between absolute panic and ultimate bliss.
But when the day finally arrives, Bruce doesn't show.
Of course Clark does his job and interviews everyone there (yes, even Lex Luthor) but a part of him spends all night waiting for Bruce to crash the party late, like he so often does.
Eventually, Clark gives up hope and it's shortly after that, that he stumbles upon one of the children dragged along to the event by their parents. Because apparently someone thought a charity gala was a good environment for an eight year old. The parents are nowhere in sight and the child is close to tears, so Clark makes it his mission to cheer the little girl up, regaling her with stories from his upbringing on a Kansas farm while he searches the crowd for her family.
With Clark thus occupied, he doesn't notice Bruce Wayne finally making his appearance for the night. But Bruce definitely notices him. The gentle giant who's all kind smiles and corny jokes... Until he finds the girl's parents. Uncaring of the fact that he's here on a job and that these people are richer than any one person should be and could easily sue him into oblivion, he takes them aside, fire in his eyes, and tears them a new one for losing track of their kid like this. Anything could have happened to her and maybe the readers of the Daily Planet would like to know about that? After all, how reliable and trustworthy could a company whose CEOs won't even look after their own daughter really be?
Bruce is immediately smitten. The passive-aggressive lecture and subtle threats - not to mention the broad shoulders and handsome face - are incredibly attractive to him and he wastes no time cornering the man afterwards.
Clark, who is so starstruck by the mere sight of Bruce coming towards him that he loses the ability to speak, nearly faints when Bruce just straight up shoves his tongue into his mouth. They end up in one of the coat rooms and Clark thinks that's it, just a one night stand. It sucks that he won't see Bruce again, but the night was amazing and at least he has the memory to treasure, right?
He thinks that right up until he gets to work the next day and two dozen red roses are waiting for him on his desk. There's a handwritten card nestled inbetween the petals and on it is the name of a restaurant along with a date and time. It's signed by Bruce.
And that is how Clark gets together with his celebrity crush.
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Idiot to Idiot communication
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For all the Tim Drake fans ✨
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There's a villain that takes 1 special ability from each league member. And it's completely random. So like for superman he can no longer fly, for wonder woman her super healing, for martian manhunter his ability to transparent and then when it comes to Shazam nothing seems to happen.
And then after the fight a reporter goes up to him and asks him for a quote and he says
"Eat the rich."
And in his head Billy is like, wait why would i say that? I mean i meant it but i would normally never say that as Shazam.
and then he accidentally says "Fuck!" out loud and realizes "Fuck, I lost my magic filter."
The crowd is obviously uh, shocked that Shazam, such a family friendly hero would say such things.
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One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”
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Little Baby Man is one whole mood
the design is from @tourettesdog
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American cookie recipes: Hey it’s okay if you want to substitute some of the ingredients!! You can change the texture by using more or less sugar for example :) I’m glad I could share this with you. Sometimes dreams can come true
French pastry recipes: If you mismeasure any of these ingredients by a particle Gaston Lenôtre will come to your house and beat you to death with the cringe fail pathetic flop pastry you just tried to make. FUCK you
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Masterlist of Fandom Playlists
as a neurodivergent person, i literally can’t write if the vibes of what i’m listening to isn’t on point, so i thought i’d share a few of my fandom playlists down below! some of them are specific to fics, others are certain relationships, some are purely vibes. i’ve included links to all of them, just click on the title. welcome to the chaos that is my mind
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there was an idea
this one is just vibes tm. songs that i listen to when i’m picturing fights or action. i named it after the avengers because i liked the way it sounded, and i generally like the mcu’s music choices.
ethereally eldritch
this one’s still under pretty heavey construction, but when it’s finished i want it to be a Danny Phantom inspired playlist that’s a bit spooky. i’m going for grungy, spooky, punk vibes. 
i’ve been bamboozled (into loving you)
an Anger Management (Jazz Fenton/Jason Todd) playlist <3 basically a lot of the songs that remind me of their relationship or that i think fit their vibes.
👑Space Princess💫
a Space Princess (Dani Phantom/Mar’i Grayson) playlist, because i am so soft for them. it’s a soft sapphic playlist that’s just as lovely as my favorite girls
👑 Crowns & Clowns 💗
now we’re getting into the fic specific playlists. this playlist is a BIG spoiler for my fic “The Princess and the Outlaws” so listen at your own risk. basically all the chapter titles for that fic are different Taylor Swift songs and they’re on that playlist. past those songs, we get into more vibes territory. this playlist in particular has a few different sections since it deals with the polycule Jazz Fenton/Jason Todd/Roy Harper/Koriand’r. the first section being chapter titles obviously, the next being songs about their relationship, then songs they would sing to/about their partners, then a girl power section because Kori and Jazz kick ass, and lastly non-romantic songs that give off their group vibes.
Gotham Academy
this playlist is also specific to my fic “Wisteria” which is a dp/dc dark academia au. it’s a mixture between dark academia, dark forest, investigation, spooky, magical, grungy, gay vibes. it’s doing a lot right now, and i might go back and edit it sometime some.
❤️‍🔥let me show you power💋♟
this. playlist. okay, so it’s specific to the dp/dc leverage au i’m working on but bare with me. it’s punk, punk pop, angry feminine, anti-hero vibes. it’s about manipulation and being alluring, and falling in love somewhere along the way. i rather like this one as you can tell lol.
alt universe 
so, this playlist was actually made for a fic i started a long time ago “See the Light.” i’m not currently working on it, but i really like the concept so i’ll probably revisit it one day. it’s alternative, dark vibes, very much so focusing on the dark parts of the fic. it’s probably one of my favorite playlists i’ve every made, the songs just hit in or out of context.
🕊prettybird🌷
this playlist was made specifically for my very indulgent Batfam/Charmed (1998) au. it’s based on the main pairing of the fic, Dick Grayson/Melinda Halliwell. it’s a lot of love songs, pinning and accidently falling in love vibes, as well as a generous amount of ABBA. 
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Batman Vs Robin issue #3 preview
Damian be like:
To my beloved brother Richard I give the coolest sword because he's my favourite.
To Jason and Steph I give some weapons bc I hope you also made it.
To Tim I give a fancy cloak, I hope you die bitch.
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We should bring back the skeleton war using blazed posts
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MOTHMAN AU
the idea from @batpham-discord-highlights discord server
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First attempt at making the glorious Red Duck Candle from If You Give A Bat A Burger by @noir-renard
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Reused wax from an old red candle but it seems it was a bad call. Also the wick was too short so i need to buy more materials
But looks good!
Sadly, it doesn't float :(
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Will try again
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Could I request a dark hero x villain scene? I love all your other dark hero snippets!
"You'd look gorgeous ruling the world," the hero murmured. "Better than most, it's true." Their gaze trailed up and down the villain's body, where they squirmed caught in the web of the hero's telekinetic abilities. "But do you know who would look even better?"
"Your precious agency?"
"Me."
The villain stilled. They stared at the hero, wide-eyed.
The hero smiled back at them. "I guess I was thinking about what you said, you know, about joining you. About how we'd be unbeatable together. How much more fun the dark side would be." They curled their fingers, as something wicked curled in their voice, and in an instant the villain crumpled back down to the floor on their knees. "And," the hero tilted their head, and the villain's hands stuck to the small of the villain's back, "I realised you were right."
"Then let me go," the villain said, "before-"
"Nobody's coming." The hero waved a dismissive hand. "Not for you. Certainly not for me. Don't be an idiot, I know you're not one."
The villain's jaw clicked shut. They blinked.
"I'm still not going to join you." The hero crouched down so that their faces were level. "I'm sick of working for other people."
The villain had pointed that out too; how powerful the hero was, how magnificent, how absurd it was that they consistently caved to other people's demands and expectations when they were so much more. Someone of their gifts was never made to serve.
The villain bit their lip. "You want me to be your right hand?"
"I want you to be my partner."
"A partner on their knees?"
"You were fighting me three minutes ago." The hero's smile grew. "That's just so you know I'm not screwing around."
"Ah. Pity."
"...What?" For a second, the hero looked like they had always done, like they could scarcely believe the ideas coming out of the villain's mouth.
The villain smirked back, and leaned forward as much as the hero's powers allowed. "I said, pity. That you're not screwing around, at least with me. That would be even more fun."
The hero's jaw clicked shut. They blinked. Heat spread across their cheeks.
"My answer's yes," the villain murmured. "I already told you, I'd give you the world if you let me. It's hardly my fault it took you so long to take me up on it."
The hero laughed; a little disbelieving, strangled, breathless. They eyed the villain like, maybe, all of their dreams had come true in the strange way of dreams that were never that prone to obeying the whims of their dreamers anyway. "Touché. I thought you were joking. Just trying to corrupt me to your side."
"Well, I was. I didn't admittedly think you'd want the crown for yourself, but..." The villain gave a little shrug, eyes dark and intent. "I'm certainly enjoying the show. It does look good on you, you're right. Partners, you said?"
"Screwing with you, you said?"
They both appraised each other, bright with anticipation for all they would do. All that they could be. They both grinned.
The hero straightened, tucking one hand in their pocket, and tucking the telekinesis away too. They were no longer fighting each other after all. They offered the villain the other hand.
The villain took it, rising, free and dazzling and dangerous.
"I give it six months," the villain said. "Together."
The world was theirs in three.
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may i request a jealous supervillain, because a new villain is attempting to flirt with their hero? Luv ur writing so much (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)
"You're seething, darling," the hero said.
"You're smug," the supervillain snapped. "I bet you just love the attention, don't you?"
The hero raised a brow.
The supervillain folded their arms, but didn't take it back, despite the sudden tinge of colour staining high on their cheeks. They glared in the direction the other villain had sauntered off to.
"As a matter of fact," the hero watched them, "yes."
The supervillain's gaze snapped to them; water about to boil over.
"Darkstar is rather dreamy," the hero continued, with a sigh, a small smile playing on their lips. "Did you see those abs? And that line about-"
They didn't get to finish before the supervillain caught hold of their throat and slammed them into the nearest surface.
"I have abs," the supervillain growled, lethal, at the precise moment the hero choked out laughing.
They grinned up at the supervillain, careless of any normal person's perceived notion of danger, utterly unbothered by the fact that there were fingers around their neck that could crush their windpipe.
The supervillain's eyes narrowed. "You're doing this on purpose."
"I've never seen you jealous before." The hero's head tipped, still watching them. "You have at least five minutes of it being cute."
"Mm." The supervillain didn't quite seem to know what to do with the hero now that they were pinned, particularly as the hero wasn't doing anything about it whatsoever. The supervillain stepped closer, so that the hero could feel the abs. Just in case. "Five minutes?"
The hero's smile faded some. "Then it gets annoying if you're going to be a passive aggressive toxic child about it. Seriously. Jealousy is fine, but deal with it like an adult, yeah? No stabby stabby."
"They flirted with you in front of me."
"Joys of a secret relationship, dear."
"You really are enjoying this far too much."
"Stop being so fun to wind up then."
"Fun."
The hero's gaze flicked up and down them in turn; not boiling water, perhaps, but no cool thing. "Fun."
The supervillain wet their lips. "If you ever cheated on me, I hope you know-"
"-This should be good. Threats and intimidation. Relationship goals."
The supervillain's jaw worked. They slowly let go, and cleared their throat. "I will flirt with you more."
"I'm not asking you to flirt with me more. Although, if we are having a serious conversation right now, maybe show you care a bit more often though, hm?"
The supervillain cleared their throat. "I like that you don't have abs. You're like home. And powerful enough, anyway. Giving you abs would be too much for anyone."
The hero's eyes softened a bit, winded with affection, before their lip twitched. "Oh?"
"Don't make me say it again."
The hero smiled properly, and leaned in to kiss the supervillain's cheek. "Flirting is fun, but you know you're my person, yeah?"
"I'm going to carve their abs out."
"Uh huh."
The supervillain pressed a kiss atop the hero's head, some of the thunderstorms of them simmering down. "You're mine."
"With all my heart."
The blush on the villain's face was absolute at that. They turned away, prickly against it, and the hero grinned again.
"You still have about three minutes of jealousy left, fyi," the hero said, to their back.
The supervillain stopped. They considered. Then they rounded again, all deadly grace and heat, and crushed the hero against the wall again with a kiss. The hero's next laugh was soon swallowed up, transformed breathless.
Even if they didn't know who exactly by, after three minutes, everyone with eyes would know that the hero was taken.
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I just have this really strong urge to makeout with someone right now, preferably a women but I'm not fussy
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Art by Paul Rabaud
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