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It's best not to question the chocolate guy, lest it drive you to insanity.....

Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

#but yes actually why is that mr. guichon

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This isn’t my usual content (which I promise we will return to soon), but KOSA will prevent me from using recourses that I desperately need and will prevent others from using recourses that have honestly saved my life. I’d appreciate it if you all could at least share, and contact your lawmakers if possible!

KOSA IS BEING PUSHED FOR REAL THIS TIME

‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.

• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.

• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills. https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1

• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️ https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives

• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congresspeople !

• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day

While the bill needs to be aproved by both the house and senate WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT NEVER LEAVES CONGRESS.

SPREAD THE WORD !!

#not the fuckin chocolate guy #KOSA #us politics

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#not that fucking chocolate guy #not the fuckin chocolate guy

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ITS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN!!

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

#long post #caps lock #swearing #Youtube

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now THAT’S what I call a chocolate bar!!

#the fucking chocolate guy #FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY #cw gif #tw food

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Hey friends 🫂

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”oh hey this guy is new I wonder what he’ll-

FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY”

New Character Unlocked!!!

Berries & Chocolate Basket

#tw caps lock #fucking chocolate guy #tw cursing #Large text

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reminder that i am doing tumblr trick or treating on halloween! come to my door (askbox) and say trick or treat and i'll give you something!! (a png) please reblog if you are turning on your porchlight (opening your askbox) this halloween

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New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

#live laugh love chocolate guy

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This was the 1,000 blog i followed

all leading up to you chocolate guy

and so worth it

EVERYTHING is leading up to chocolate guy. you cannot escape him.

#🍫 asks #anon #not the fuckin chocolate guy #tw caps lock #slight unreality #unreality

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Have you seen this? I. I have no words.

I’m scared to post this. like genuinely terrified. Like I’m not even gonna add any tags saying ‘fucking chocolate guy’ because I’ll know what’ll happen

#also guys try to avoid commenting on people’s health (ESPECIALLY based on how they look) #while we all (I assume) would prefer people (in this case chocolate guy) take proper care of themselves we can’t assume they’re unhealthy #and even if they aren’t don’t trash on them for it! #hopefully he’s taking good care of himself and if he’s proud of how he looks good for him!! #<—- all lighthearted btw. I don’t think anybody has said anything too extreme yet but I wanted to make sure #(also even if they ARE unhealthy it doesn’t warrant anyone to make comments about it unless given explicit permission yknow?)

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Have you seen this? I. I have no words.

I’m scared to post this. like genuinely terrified. Like I’m not even gonna add any tags saying ‘fucking chocolate guy’ because I’ll know what’ll happen

#I’m lucky enough to be normal (aspec) and I am TERRIFIED #anyways amaury doesn’t have a tumblr go as feral as you’d like you animals #(not actually you guys should keep it tame this is an actual person after all) #amaury guichon #🍫 asks #also he used to have a beard???? HUH???? #body image tw

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I actually do call Tony Hawk "the skateboard guy", everyone immediately knows who you're talking about lol

I’m so bad at remembering names or faces so if someone has an easy affiliation I’m gonna refer to them by that!!

#I don’t even have an excuse like mentally I’m just not good #anon #🍫 asks #not the fuckin chocolate guy #drop your favorite ___ guys down below! #___ guys

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oh yeah yeah he uh *flips through papers* totally shoved a bird up his ass

#not the fuckin chocolate guy #🍫 asks #anon

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This is the equivalent of arguing with someone about something and instead of looking it up God comes down and says you’re right

Would you call Bob Ross the painter guy? Tony Hawk the skater guy? Mr. Rogers the puppet guy? Come on.

Yes, I totally would, but also, the reason we call Amaury ‘the chocolate guy’ actually has a bit of a backstory!

honestly, (and this is very sad to me, I feel like a poser) I don’t remember it very well, but one of the first posts of Amaury on here that became genuinely popular was reblogged by @ official-lucifers-child with the caption “*yells* ITS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN” (or something along those lines, again my memory sucks) which popularized the phrase!

plus, funnily enough, I DO call Tony Hawk ‘the skater guy’ literally all the time irl. Names are hard for me.

#WAS NOT EXPECTING A LIVING PIECE OF TUMBLR CULTURE TO SEE THIS BUT ALRIGHT #also thanks for the correction 👍

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Would you call Bob Ross the painter guy? Tony Hawk the skater guy? Mr. Rogers the puppet guy? Come on.

Yes, I totally would, but also, the reason we call Amaury ‘the chocolate guy’ actually has a bit of a backstory!

honestly, (and this is very sad to me, I feel like a poser) I don’t remember it very well, but one of the first posts of Amaury on here that became genuinely popular was reblogged by @ official-lucifers-child with the caption “*yells* ITS THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN” (or something along those lines, again my memory sucks) which popularized the phrase!

plus, funnily enough, I DO call Tony Hawk ‘the skater guy’ literally all the time irl. Names are hard for me.

#🍫 asks #anon #not the fuckin chocolate guy #tw cursing in tags #amaury guichon #if any of y’all remember it better PLEASE correct me should I be wrong

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I was Waiting for a blog like this to appear, so thank you for existing.

This can technically be applied to life in general, but still

Thanks

(little does anon know I am a superhero that has saved the world on multiple occasions without anybody knowing)

Yeah! I was surprised nobody stepped up made this blog before! Good to be appreciated :) (sounds of me crying in the background at the ingrained tragedy of heroism)

#Not actually ofc ofc #slight unreality #zing! you just got hit with one of my trademark ‘complete lies’ #🍫 asks #not the fuckin chocolate guy #ignore this please I have been texting the gc for the last hour and my mind has been sillyfied