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meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

#beejhawk

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my reasons for loving BJ both are and aren’t shallow – yes I enjoy how the way he’s written (intentionally or not) and especially how he’s acted as a fluid, shifting, somewhat trickstery character, means he can contain many reads and complexities 

but I am also simply pleased to see large, hairy boobs and I think that should be enough

#bj #this entire post is worming its way into my brain right now i can feel like roosting in there like a mama hen

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would you hold me and let me die in your arms?

#from you id settle for irked beejhawk thesis statement :'(

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thinking about pegs letter in poa again and her telling bj about erin calling radar daddy and how theres been theories about how peg didn’t think it was a big deal or how she did it just to fuck with him but i see it being neither of those. i think she told him that bc he’d think it was funny. we know what kind of person bj was when he came to korea, he was a jokester and a Well Adjusted Person. a normal guy who could take a joke and quip back one of his own. nothing was a big deal for him bc nothing had ever been a big deal ever. peg probably wrote it thinking he’d get a good laugh and tell his buddies. but instead it sends bj into a spiral, he starts second guessing things he’s never even considered before. it shows just how different a person he is, how much he’s changed since he’s been there that personal things mean so incredibly much that something so small causes him to breakdown. he doesn’t see things the way he used to simply bc he’s a different person and after that there’s no way he can go home and be the same as when he left.

#gah ack oof #peg #bj

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some of my favorite shots from mash s3 that i haven’t posted before

#save

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#time loop radar machine ticking over in my mind

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he is a legend an icon a gamechanger the myth the moment the craft the talent the style flair je ne sais quoi

#god hes hysterical here. #the syllables. .... the emphasis. hes a genius

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oh god oh fuck

#i-

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his walk across the country line really is like “if you were in an accident I wouldn’t stop for a red light” level

#aahshjs SO true

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MINDDDDDD (this is also why klinger is a hawkeye mirror)

#its insane how theyre all so right about their characters..... #klinger

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Oh like you know mash is a play? What next? Is there an interview from 1995 where Mike Farrell talks about BJ showing up in Maine and fucking Hawkeye till he shuts the fuck up? No really what’s next

#nonsense world :]

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he would WALK across the COUNTRY

#mike.

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#haidhduebrudjej

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Dear Mike I feel like I can call you mike because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a discussion about queer subtext in mash. I know I can’t perceive the truth about bj as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your mustache, you act well. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my handwritten stories about bj going to maine because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

#i missed everything !!!!! blindsided by all this at once im fucking. my neurons are cooking theyre sizzling i can smell them

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Klingers gender as told by the MASH unit.

Bonus:

#max assigned 'lady' by his peers #klinger

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the realization mike farrell is wearing two rings in this scene leaves several dead, many injured

#what a revelation #two rings bcos hes double married #bj

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#illegal unethical post #bj