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chriee · 7 days
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A pencil made without a pencil.
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chriee · 7 days
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Inspired by a real life story.
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chriee · 15 days
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Jerry won't be coming to baseball practice any more.
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chriee · 15 days
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What happens when you are doing a stupid drawing at work and sometimes not looking at what you're doing.
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chriee · 16 days
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Just a clown feeling blue.
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chriee · 22 days
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A piece of shart.
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chriee · 28 days
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:O
"When you enjoy your mouth being penetrated by your dental hygienist."
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chriee · 28 days
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Civilization... people...
"Republican'ts, democraps and independunce: the horror of American politics."
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chriee · 1 month
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Productivity and efficiency up.
Free time between menial tasks down.
Expenses up.
Wages down.
Scrutiny of compliance on the most mundane of nitpickery up.
Reasonability of upper management down.
Tediousness of job up.
Happiness down.
American dream: achieved.
Enjoy this piece I call "receipt."
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chriee · 1 month
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Look ma, no skill.
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chriee · 1 month
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Enjoy your VD!
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chriee · 1 month
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Allegory for a soldier, blah blah.
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chriee · 2 months
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Disclaimer: never have and never will play this game.
Fuck you InnerSloth LLC. "Commemorate" my ass. Artificial scarcity FOMO bullshit farming kids' parent's wallets tactics.
If you bastards were really "honoring" people participating in the release of this asspansion, you'd have given it to all of them without raping their bank accounts.
Yes, I know it's only $2.99, but my point stands, pricks.
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chriee · 2 months
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I done learned something.
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chriee · 2 months
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Thumbagician.
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chriee · 2 months
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He's lookin' a bit blue.
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chriee · 2 months
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My boss gave me this pen a while back, I think I like the smoothness of the ballpoint better than my black pens.
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