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german anti-masker/covidiot/qanon chats be like

Michael: Didn’t find a place to park, I’m driving back home

Karl-Heinz: you sleazy system loyalist just park anywhere you want the revolution starts today and you’re asking where you can park, unbelievable

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YEAH, EIN METALLDETEKTOR, GEIL!!!

oder

Dings…äh, wie heiß er noch?

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Jedes Jahr

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out of body experience at lidl

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Bundestagswahl 2021 Moodboard

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Now hold on. Wait a minute

Katja Krasavice featuring on the Doja/Saweetie track?????

Now come on now...

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€urop€an movie rec list, fuck you, the usa

La Daronne (2020). Humorous French movie starring (inter)national super star Isabelle Huppert in a more comedic role that makes you think. This queen is not at all versed in Arabic or Yiddish and or of non-French descent in any way. You would be right. Her husband is Lebanese though. This movie is about drugs and funny in the way that I assume French people enjoy comedy.

En man som heter Ove (2015). A Swedish drama, based on a well-known book. Sad, heartwarming, comedic elements even, mostly tragic. It is a Scandi film, so. No surprises there. TW suicide attempts! I liked it alright, sure, for a Scandinavian movie. No offence to Northern Europe but Jesus Christ.

And Then We Danced (2019). A Swedish-Georgian production about a Georgian dancer (traditional) who falls in love w a fellow danceur. Gay romance, heartwarming, tragic but beautiful. Triggered controversy in Georgia (religion/church-related), so big big props to the actors, producers and crew. Very very good movie.

Tschick (2016). German dramedy/coming-of-age movie based on a novel (RIP Wolfgang Herrndorf). It's a fantastic movie about two boys (one of them Russlanddeutscher and gay) stealing a car and adventuring through the country formerly known as GDR.

Lara (2019). Also a German film and if you have mommy issues, this is thee movie for YOU. Corinna Harfouch is a milf and why are we gagging? She brings it to us every ball. It's about unreachable expectations, loneliness and playing the piano. Tom Schilling is also in it.

Dogtooth (2009). A Greek thriller? Drama? Indie horror? About a fucked up family. Like. Truly fucked up. Can I rec this movie? I don't know. I fear this is the kind of European film that makes the Yanks think. What on God's green earth. And they'd be right.

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Ugh kann Deutsche Shawn Mendes Wincent Weiss nicht in ner cringy public relationship mit nem deutschen Popsternchen sein. Sarah Engels oder so. Deutsche Camila Cabello. Lena ML und Mark Forster KÖNNTEN das für uns sein, aber die halten alles zu geheim

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gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

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Ich fahre schon seit Längerem nicht mehr mit der Bahn. Ich bin auf Entzug.

Wenigstens hast du die Notbremse gezogen bevor dein Leben entgleist ist.

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Uwe Thurman

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Meanwhile in Germany

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Uwe Thurman

#deutsch #deutscher tumblr #german #german stuff #deutsche memes #german culture #ebay kleinanzeigen #uma thurman

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10 direct actions from the quarantine

A lot of great people are organizing mutual aid for those in quarantine right now. There is a great guide on how to do that as safely as possible: https://itsgoingdown.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/COVID-SupplyDistro-MASafetyPracticesZine-WEB.pdf

But what if you are the one in the quarantine? What can you do that actually has an impact? Here’s some ideas in no particular order.

Write to prisoners: https://queeranarchism.tumblr.com/post/174973174003/queeranarchism-queeranarchism

Call/text/e-mail people who need it. This can be your grandmother, your comrades, that co-worker who is in a bad marriage, people who you know are isolated and dealing with depression, etc. Taking care of people is always direct action.

Organize online group activities for your community. This can be serious content like a mental health support group if you have the skills to facilitate such a thing, but it can also be a synchronized movie-screening  or a multiplayer game. (if you do not have experience facilitating support groups, please choose those lighter activities first, mental health support is a skill you need to learn before jumping right in and messing with vulnerable people).

Raise funds for mutual aid projects. Maybe there is something you can make and sell online? Maybe you make music and can do livestreams with a donate button? Maybe you can take art commissions? If the thing you sell is a physical product, check the guide above for advice on how to sterilize it.

Talk to your building about a rent strike. This may be difficult depending on whether your whole building is in quarantine and whether you can reach them digitally, but it may be an option for some. Be sure to do so carefully. You want legal backup and a solid community plan on how to resist eviction before your landlord finds out. https://itsgoingdown.org/a-dozen-vacant-homes-reclaimed-by-unhoused-tenants-in-la-as-calls-for-rent-strike-grow-across-us/

Prepare to feed yourself and your community. Grow food in your window/balcony if you can. Baby greens can be grown in a few weeks. Access to fresh food is essential if you want to keep yourself as healthy as possible. Growing herbal medicine is also an option. It takes more time, but now is as good a time to start as any.

Learn a skill that you can use for direct actions in the future. Anything from lock-picking to encryption to anarchist mental health. Now is a great time to prepare for your next direct action.

Share a skill. Now is a great time to set up an online instruction for that thing you are good at. Be sure to practice good cyber security. Don’t use digital communication to pass on highly illegal skills. Do choose something practical. We do not need another damn theory podcast.

Update your cybersecurity. https://hackblossom.org/cybersecurity/

Take care of your physical and mental health as best you can. This may not seem like direct action but it is an essential part of it. We can only keep up the fight if we take care of ourselves. This list of tips for recovery from a stressful experience is also useful as a general mental-health starter kit: https://supportrecoveryteam.wordpress.com/tips-for-recovery/

IMPORTANT: do not pressure yourself to do all these things. In times of uncertainty is can be easy to fall into a workaholic state and push ourselves to our limits to ‘do something’. That’s a self-destructive impulse. Relax. Prioritize your well being. Pick something that you feel capable of doing and start there.

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Wanna do direct action but you can’t run, can’t fight, can’t deal with stress, can’t risk getting arrested? Not near a community to support? You can still do something.

Like write to prisoners.

Prisons try to disappear people, isolate them, crush them. Don’t let that happen.

Write to activists in prison, write to trans people in prison, write to isolated prisoners, write to prisoners who no one else thinks are worth writing to.

Write to prisoners.