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Diversity win! The feral child that tried to murder you is actually an elderly citizen

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TUA FANS ?! ARE YOU OUT THERE ?!

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Controversial ways i'm raising my children

• I will parent them in uniquely toxic ways so they each develop a different personality disorder as adults

#reggie

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David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves The Day That Was, The Umbrella Academy

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"kill them with kindness!" WRONG. violin 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻 🎻

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at family dinner one night, one of the siblings innocently poses the question: who was reginalds favorite child? like, who did he hate the least? and all hell breaks loose. screaming, fighting, table flipping. Five is drawing probability maps all over the walls and the whole place looks like a giant conspiracy board (they’re at Viktor’s apartment, and he is Never getting his security deposit back). 

Luther argues that Five was his favorite 

 was insanely patient with him considering all the bullshit Five would pull

 Five had the biggest bedroom

 he bragged about Five’s intelligence in interviews a few times

 ‘never stopped beliveing Five would return one day’

Diego thinks it was Luther

he willingly spent free time with Luther

Luther barely broke rules so whenever he did reginald seemingly let him get away with it

the whole number 1 situation

Allison thinks SHE was the favorite 

he gave her pretty much whatever she wanted WITHOUT rumors 

Klaus thinks Viktor was his favorite

drugged him INSTEAD OF killing him or keeping him locked up, which would have been 100% easier

gave Viktor a family heirloom seemingly unprovoked 

had Viktor playing personal assistant/secretary for him so he was still Involved 

paid to send Viktor to a prestigious music school

did not hire hitmen to assassinate Viktor when the book was announced

There’s ALSO a group argument made about why Klaus was never kicked out or disowned???

Viktor is like fully tearing his stuff apart to find notes he took for reginald during meetings where he talked about the kids to try and see who was mentioned The Most. Five is pacing all over the place and pulling his hair, looking like he’s trying to stop the apocalypse again. Ben is trying to get Klaus to make him corporeal so he can strangle Allison. everyone is belligerently drunk. Diego is slashing through parts of Five’s conspiracy boards that he disagrees with. Luther is crying. Klaus is live streaming this bullshit because he wants to know what old academy stans and Viktor’s book fans have to say on the matter. (most of the chat is going wild trying to figure out when tf Five turned up again and why’re they letting a 13 year old drink.)

the only thing everyone is able to agree on is that Diego was the least favorite

#obsessed w Klaus streaming and five randomly being there #no explanation #just there

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it’s literally him

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babes your glow is showing

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life imitates art ❤️

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...he got 7 of them

decided to redraw my first piece of tua art since we now know what the mummies looked like!

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totally real umbrella academy merchandise

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You try your best, give them your all, but it's too much.