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The debate about what happens to objects (cheese, a couch) left inside of Phrygian (room variant) after he becomes (humanoid variant) is hysterical.

Who told them the show wasn't funny? Turn on your location I just wanna talk

#friends at the table #f@tt #palisade

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Character idea: a banana that was picked from its tree and magically transformed into a man. All he wants is to find his bunch and return to his ancesTREE.

His name is Mewangohome.

#character idea #this is nonsense which is my specialty #enjoy

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I think CR3 should have another "Luc dies in the plane of fire" type of event and then maybe I'd be interested in it again

#im just so boooooooored #the pacing of this campaign is very hostile to me specifically and i just cannot maintain my attention #and i do not care about factions stop naming factions i dont know who anyone is anymore #zzzzzzz #not tagging for obvious reasons this is really just me being nostalgic for how banging that whole arc of C2 was

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compilation

bonus, because i feel like its gonna become a classic:

#cr transcription staff is impeccable #their subtitles are extremely good!!!

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Jester with her inherited deck!

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Nothing like an emergency craft session in the burned out hollow of your former home.

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"And then I give her a big ol' kiss." EXQUEEZE ME SIR YOU WHAT. I just had to paint it lol.

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Oooooooh the abandonment issues oozing out of this guy rn

#ashton greymoore #cr

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Thank you Ashton for cracking this dysfunctional nut WIDE open. I have been horrifically bored for the past few months with the dungeon crawls and the political slog through Lore University Hell but the last two episodes have been delicious with all the inter-party drama and I am THRIVING.

#uh oh guess who caught up #cr

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My willing suspension of disbelief only goes so far and it does not extend to relocating a shoulder painlessly lmao

#sus #this is wack

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Can already tell Sangfielle is going to be my favorite season, but I have a particular love for the worldbuilding episodes. They're always so good. Teeth trolls? Mysterious eggs? Slumbous? The town is moving closer to the caves? Just adore the raw creative power of this group and as a big horror fan I'm absolutely stoked to see their brand of the genre.

#sangfielle #something something about the themeing being of particular relevence to my life at this time doesnt hurt either #f@tt #friends at the table

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Slumbous, God of when to put out the candles out at night

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Temporal Morass!

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"No, I love feeling like a river tearing through a valley. And also now I want to do that to people. Why don't I just do that to people?! There's lots of things to be! One of them is the type of thing that kills people!"

#iconic #corrosion sweetie youre doing amazing #shhh shhh shhh i know thats not the point of the character i just think the idea is neat

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I am fully in love with Corrasion and support their right to be their best self and dissolve people

#f@tt #friends at the table #fatt #partizan #the prison at the top of the world #bruh the branched are the COOLEST and i love them

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Hey, are we going to talk about that thing where Ashari parents in labor have a way to hold their babies in until a moon flare has passed?

Ridiculousness of that aside, (that is very silly Matthew) (it's actually bonkers to think about people physically doing that), what's interesting is that, culturally, being ruidusborn is so undesirable that a nature based people have developed a way to reliably and deliberately interrupt one of the most natural processes in existence. They delay birth, and then explain it away with "oh children can be mean" but that can't explain it because children would not shun a ruidusborn unless their parents first taught those children it was something to be feared.

Did this develop insularly or do more cultures also practice deliberate avoidance of producing moonbabies? Have there ever been any ruidusborn in the history of Zephrah? How were they treated? Who developed this technique and what led to it becoming the common practice for a culture in a world where most knowledge about the moon seems to be akin to bedtime stories and rumors?

Absolutely wild bit of worldbuilding right there. I have a million questions.

#critical role #cr3 #critical role spoilers #this is honestly so wack it slammed open my 3rd eye #what the fuck is going on here

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If any of the Nein needs babysitter services in order to answer the bat-signal call for help in the Reunion, who should they employ?

#these options suck #i vote for Pumat Sol