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chromeberri · 10 months
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... y'all have fathers?
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chromeberri · 1 year
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how many more years do I have to brood in all black before I unlock the golden retriever gf perk
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chromeberri · 1 year
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being gay comes with its own set of special skills, including the ability to shut down any feelings for someone instantly because the chance they would also be attracted to you is slim! perks of this ability include feeling like a dumbass when they confess their feelings to you a month later & being unable to reciprocate because you already convinced yourself they could never see you in that way <3
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chromeberri · 1 year
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people who haven't spoken to me say I'm intimidating/scary and will actively avoid me. speak to me for 5 seconds and you'll know I'm the biggest softie in the world. potentially the most "looks like they could kill you; is a cinnamon roll" to exist
going 2 die if my coworkers keep calling me cute pet names. yes I am your babydoll!!! your honeybun!!!
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chromeberri · 1 year
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going 2 die if my coworkers keep calling me cute pet names. yes I am your babydoll!!! your honeybun!!!
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chromeberri · 1 year
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i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!
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chromeberri · 2 years
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nevermind, my artist had me come in today!! guess who's got saniderm on half their torso now <3
impulsive decisions: 1
therapy: 0
my therapist AND my tattoo artist are ghosting me. the universe does not want me to cope
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chromeberri · 2 years
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my therapist AND my tattoo artist are ghosting me. the universe does not want me to cope
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chromeberri · 2 years
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tested positive for needing a kiss
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chromeberri · 2 years
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being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????
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chromeberri · 2 years
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I text you ";("
you think it's a mistake. a sad winky face? but no.
I'm a hot bitch who won't let depression stop me from flirting
I may be sad, but damn u still a cutie
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chromeberri · 2 years
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sapphics only have four moods:
1.) wnat wife
2.) complete fucking breakdown
3.) ???
4.) bread
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chromeberri · 2 years
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chromeberri · 2 years
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“fem-presenting” this, “masc-presenting” that. what if i wanna just be Presenting. i am showing you something and you have no idea what it is
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chromeberri · 2 years
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I do it for the girls that feel like they're slowly losing their mind and love baby pink
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chromeberri · 2 years
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just got coffee and the barista gave it to me for free with her number on it. I am living my coffeeshop au
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chromeberri · 2 years
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fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me. 
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