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#I hate this fucking country

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JOHN

#I CANT AFFFORD THIS JOHN #also distressed that I might be closer to Philly than charlottesville or vb when these happen

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working til six because i was slacking off is so much less infuriating somehow than working till six because i worked for eight hours and still couldn't finish

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New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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#LISTEN. no. but I woke up this morning to the news that my straight girl besties name is not only in a new song #but in a new song directly alongside her ex’s name 😭

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Source

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We have Video Games by Lana Del Rey at home

#I joked to chloe that fortnight feat. post malone was going to be about watching joe alwyn play fortnite #did not anticipate this.

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yummies

IG: @peachyy.mama

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

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having been pressganged by my wife into taking in the Slur Reclamation carrd, i can’t tell if what’s worse is the carrd itself or the scores of people in the notes taking issue with it for reasons that are just as dumb as the carrd itself

#if you’re fighting over lgbt slurs like they’re the toybox at your preschool read a book and log off

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do people even know the extent of sanctions on the iranian people? my mom's family can't afford fruit anymore. it's a state of psychological warfare; literally nobody living there has any sort of hope for the future. added sanctions from the EU are going to destroy the lives of 87 million innocent people

#fucking man.

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#oh man…. a lot of these are really good but I feel like weather is the sleeper hit here #outdoor wedding city here i come

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.