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Joseph's brothers would have sold him to One Direction

#asked my sister today at the seder if she would sell me she said OBviously 🙄 youd make a terrible slave youre no use to me #i said jokes on you theyd return me 😌

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

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started sending bird facts to my math teacher anonymously

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Top five gowns of 2023 as voted by my followers: Cheney Chan 2023 couture collection in first place

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room and discovering that the baby crawled out of his baby crib and onto that pottery wheel that you forgot to turn off

and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern

it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

#ive known this post longer than ive known most of my friends

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マネキネコベル

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Statue of queen Zenobia in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea, Lattakia, Syria

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But babe you love being gaslit

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me when im a liar who has lied several times already and is currently lying about being sorry for lying and will continue to lie going forward

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Mark Grantham “Forgotten Dreams” (Old Burial Ground, Halifax) acrylic on canvas

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nature artwork by Andy Goldsworthy