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Cale

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Reasons I kin dazai osamu

Suic*dal

Not sad but not happy either

Just there existing

Hating myself just as much as i loge myself

Stuck in this abyss of loneliness even though i have people around me who i know love me yet i can never truly believe that anyone could ever love someone like me

Emptiness inside me feels like home

Personality depending on people i am interacting with at the moment because i don't truly have one of my own

I think i deserve all the world's misery

Running away at the mere site of affection others might show towards me

Hate humanity in general

Chuuya

#yes i have a problem and i aint gonna do shit about it #kinnie #relates to dazai cuz how can you not love some red head with anger issue #dazai #bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai

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Bud: I sort of did something and i need your advice, but I don't want a lot of judges and criticism.

Cale: and you came to me?

#cale henituse #bud illis #trash of the count's family #tcf #manhwa #tcf meme #lout of count's family #lcf #incorrect quotes #incorrect lcf

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When you're a multishipper:

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Alver: did it hurt?

Cale: lemme guess. When i fell from heaven?

Alver: when you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

Cale: ...

Alver: marry me

#alver crossman #trash of the count's family #tcf #cale henituse #manhwa #tcf meme #lcf #lout of count's family #manhwa edit #webtoon #webnovel #alberu crossman #tcf incorrect #how to hate and flirt at the same time #ft alver

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someone in scenario: dokja nim, you are so brave!! you didnt even hesitate to throw yourself in danger.

kdj: no need no need! thats because i have no regard whatsoever for my personal safety

kim com: we have never been this stressed in our entire lives

#orv omniscient reader's #manhwa #orv webtoon #webnovel #orv #omnicient reader's #kimcom #kim dokja #han sooyoung #yoo jonghyuk

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"tell me, you fool. if i continue to regress, will i ever get to meet you again?" is such a raw line you'd think it's from orv fanfiction but it's actually from orv canon

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REMIND ME AS TO WHY WE HAVENT SEEN ZED AND TASHA INTERACTION

Zed: Alver just sent me a "get better" card

Tasha: awh thats .. sweet?

Zed: i wasn't sick. He just thought i could do better

Tasha, under her breath: good job nephew *continues wheezing in silence*

#or is there an interaction and i just haven't seen? #if it does #does tasha hate zed or not #will she be a roasting duo with alver #cale henituse #manhwa #trash of the count's family #tcf #lout of count's family #lcf #tcf meme #crack #lcf crack

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Alver: is it just me or all your plans just eventually lead to scamming and destruction

Cale: no its just you

#no no we noticed that too alver #tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #manhwa #tcf meme #lcf #lout of count's family #manhwa edit #crack #incorrects #webnovel

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Bud, drunk complaining to cale: i am in spain without the P

Cale: i agree

Bud,tearing up: .. really..?

Cale: yeah you are INSA(I)N

Bud:

#this duo ahahaha #the tired sla- secretary #lcf #lout of count's family #trash of the count's family #tcf #manhwa #cale henituse #bud illis #webtoon #tcf meme #crack #tcf crack

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HSY: i don't think YJH is very happy with you.

KDJ: why would you think so?

HSY, reading the note in her hand out loud: dear kim dokja, i hope this note finds you before i do.

#orv #lmaoia i forgot i wrote orv incorrects too #haha haaaa #kimdokja #yoo jonghyuk #han sooyoung #orv omniscient reader's #orv crack #orv omniscient reader's view point #omniscient reader's view point

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Cale: i just feel like we were meant to be together. I mean look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other

Alver: cale its 3 Am and you're stuck in my window. What do you need?!

Cale: i don't need anything. Like i said FATE! YOUR HIGHNESS, it brought me here.

Alver:

Cale:

Cale: golden plaque. I need some golden plaque.

Cale: ah, also throw in some cookies.

#what else could it have been #lout of count's family #lcf #tcf meme #trash of the count's family #tcf #alver crossman #cale henituse #incorrects #crack #tcf crack

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Cuz why not

Cale and Rosalyn with magic stones.

#crime is the question and cale's answer is yes #scam #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #lcf #tcf #cale henituse #tcf meme

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Kim min ah: hey doesn't rok soo nim have the record ability where he can't forget anything?

Lee soo hyuk: yeah why?

Kim min ah: but didn't he forget choi jung soo at the supermarket just yesterday.

Choi jung soo, remembering: oh yeah he fucking did that didn't he

Lee soo hyuk: am pretty sure he did that on pur—

Kim rok soo, coming in the middle: yeah i did that on purpose

#and i am pretty sure he will do it again #the soo trio #earth team #lcf #lcf memes #lout of count's family manhwa #lout of count's family #tcf #tcf meme #tcf crack #tcf edit #trash of count's family #incorrects #cracks #kim rok soo #lee soo hyuk #choi jung soo

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//SPOILERS FOR SONG OF ACHILLES//

"𝐻𝑒 𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑙， 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑒𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦"

I can never stop thinking about how the moment achilles saw patroclus's dead body, the first thing he did was reach out for his sword to cut his own throat. The only thing that prevented him from taking his own life was because he had given his sword to patroclus.

"𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤

𝙄’𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙟𝙪𝙢𝙥 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞’𝙢 𝙟𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜

𝙎𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪"

It was fate, it was the cursed prophecy that tore two young love apart.

Fate that they thought they could delay but not entirely change.

The fate that, in the end, they couldn't fight.

Patroclus even, had also made up his mind that the moment the prophecy came true, he too, shall be joining achilles with no time to waste.

But not one of them foresaw this,

The tragedy, the grief, the torment of being the one to be left behind.

Cradling the body of the one person he cared the most about

And the one person he loved with all his heart.

The song in the middle is "achilles, come down"

#This book broke me into pieces i cant even count #and Patroclus wasn't there in the underworld #song of achilles #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles #book #the song of achilles

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Cale, done with everything and speaking in Korean: Shut up. Just shut up. I don't want to know if the world is crumbling, I want to sleep.

Alberu: What did he say?

Choi Han: Oh, he-

Raon: I only know that he's cursing. Oh, and he talks about sleep.

Cale: …

Choi Han: …

Alberu: …

Raon: I can tell by his tone.

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The last fictional character in my phone is kim co —

Its a fanart so i can't post it buuuut am very fcked

Thanks for the tag

But @/anyone who wants to do this

YOU HAVE TO FIST FIGHT THE LAST FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL, HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

All of them???

@quillsink @coffeelovinggayidiot @coopers-in-spain-without-the-a @ghostdragoncookie @miss-finally-found-himself @feigning-folklore @fierreth-who @roses-and-dior-perfume @fandomgymnast @sassychaostrash @nirmaanazakti @battleofbunkerhill and everyone else who wants to