Dysfunctional? Maybe. Distracting? Definitely.
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Hello and welcome to!
"The Mentally ill Store"!
We are excited to show our newest product!
Depression!
the hottest mental illness, with many features such as:
crying
and depressive episodes
dissociating and/or feelings of emptyiness
irritability
cant do stuff
insomnia or sleeping too much
cant focus
no eat or eating too much as a coping mechanism
big feeling of tiredness
all of these create new features such as:
• sorry I'm just too tired
• yeah I'm fine dont worry
• 1000 undone homework!
• mom says no, sorry guys I cant go out
• I'm not lazy
however
(however)
Our favorite feature of depression is:
NO ONE WILL BELIEVE U!
call us at 700-800-CRYING today to get 10% off!
credits again to @gaydhdump !
thinking on making this a serie
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