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Bruce: So here we are.

Natasha: All alone. What should we do?

Bruce: Definitely not make out.

Both: *Awkward laughter*

Bruce: *Grabs her waist and pushes her against the wall*

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Natasha: Whatever’s happening in my brain at any given time is extremely questionable on many different moral and legal levels I feel bad for any mind readers I’ve encountered

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I’m here for it tho

Clint Barton and Bruce Banner for the Tattoo AU

Others in the Tattoo AU:  Steve Rogers | Tony Stark | Bucky Barnes | Natasha Romanov | Thor | Loki

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He has 7 PHDs, He doesn’t need to know how to roll his shirt sleeves 🙄🤚

Bruce has 7 PhDs and can’t roll up his shirtsleeves.

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Laura: Take the baby, okay?

Natasha: Hello. I’m Natasha. Please don’t drool on me.

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Clint: HEY BRUCE my mans how are you? 

Bruce: Never better.

Clint: By the way I will literally burrow under your skin if you break Nat’s heart.

Bruce, thoroughly unnerved: Gotcha.

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Would you look at the time! It’s Bruce loving hours again!

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“how can you be intimate with someone if you’re aromantic??”

sharing secrets, trusting them with your life, telling them about that stupid thing you did when you were 14 and haven’t told anyone else since, being there for them any time day or night, talking til three in the morning, letting yourself cry around them, sharing grief, sharing joy, getting excited about the things they’re excited about just because you love to see them so happy about something

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Bruce: Pros and cons of dating me.

Bruce: Pros: you’ll be the cute one.

Bruce: Cons: holy shit where do I begin.

Natasha: STOP IT BRUCE WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE THE CUTE ONE!

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bruce banner is my favorite because sure he's the "reluctant hero" but he exhibits that in the FUNNIEST way possible bc whenever the other avengers do not have him in their direct line of sight poof he's gone

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Alternate endgame ending

Never forget that Bruce was 100% on board to raise baby Scott as his own

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all i want in civil war tbh

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The Avengers // What If…

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I’m at the point in my life that I will end civilizations for Bruce Banner.

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My favourite part about getting spoilers for shows I haven’t started watching yet is I have the memory of a fish and have already forgotten the characters names by the time the conversation ends

#forgetful #dumbass #just keep swimming #dorythehuman #haha help

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‘Look at me I’m dumb’

It’s like watching the live action version couldnt the the difference tbh

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

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The biggest lie the media ever tried to sell me was that Andie made the right decision in Devil Wears Prada.