Bad news I'm on antidepressants again good news it's the ones that make you lose weight this time (?
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till death do us part / and that will pass as well
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Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they鈥檒l kill you
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
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