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If Martin Blackwood wasn't hired by the Magnus Institute he probably would have ended up working in an accounting firm.

Which is an even worse fate than working for a Fear God.

#tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #for legal purposes this is a joke

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The only sad thing about going to the ESC final Saturday is that I won't be able to scream "P😺SSY" along with the rest of the audience

#esc 2022 #eurovision #this is a travesty

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Artist : 叽叽叽叽椒 (twitter / weibo)

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Last week I opened 7 with only a spoon and my desire to drink.

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

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“You’re so cruel, Hanguang-jun, denying me like this! Don’t you want to kiss your wife’s pretty lips?”

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It has come to my attention that not everybody knows about the wangxian ice dance performance so in honor of it being figure skating season and the Olympics being held in Beijing, here y’all go💖

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slow waking fire

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lan xichen was really like *traumadumps the weirdest fucking story you’ve ever heard* *flute solo* “do you know my brother is in love with you?” at like 2am in the span of five minutes and no one stopped him

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Wei Ying, shut up. Just….just shut up. ———– So there have been wanxian!coffin scene takes before, and I decided to do mine, this time introducing an untraditional position. ——- WY: L-Lan Zhan! Don’t m-move! I think there’s a snake here! I can feel it pressing against me!  LZ: … WY: It’s a big snake too! Be careful! LZ: … WY: Also, Lan Zhan, I know it’s hard to ask considering the situation, but could you not breathe so hard against my ear? It tickles and for some reason makes my legs weak, and I need my legs to get us out of here. LZ: Wei Ying!

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do u ever think about how lan wangji and jiang yanli would’ve been the softest siblings-in-law who would cook for wei ying together 😭😭

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Okay so, 3 months in and I finally met an Archivist.

Now I can tell with absolute certainty that John has no idea what his job is.

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims

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Fidget cube thumb hole: *exists*

Me:

#fidget toys #autism #memes #fidget cube #I unrationally love this side so much

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A PMV dedicated to the kings of bad timing, aka Jon and Martin-

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This would look amazing in a children hospital cause, you know, color theory

#squid game #squid game spoilers #color theory

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Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, in dire need of rest

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As always, it’s loving Jonathan Sims hours

#tma #there are some disadvantages to being an archivist