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Countdown to Agatha: Day 775

Agatha: “There’s nothing I hate more than people who don’t appreciate their innate power and abilities - and people who paint over vintage teak wood furniture and stone countertops”

Wanda: “That’s…oddly specific yet somehow makes perfect sense?”

Y/N: “Obviously - you yourself experienced her wrath at the first one Wanda”

Agatha: “You were so lucky that you trapped me in a 1950’s sitcom, if it had been a historical drama in the 17th or 18th century? Public execution”

#wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #Darkhold diaries counter #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda x agatha #wagatha #agatha

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dark green is a nice color. underrated

#as a painter Phtalo is often overlooked and I was even asked once why I include it in my palette #BECAUSE LOOK AT IT #painting #pigment

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 774

Wanda: “Do you not have a smoke detector installed in your laboratory-basement-dungeon?”

Agatha: “No, I’ve had that space longer than those frilly alarms have been in use. Besides, it would be difficult to explain to firefighters that the source of fire is in a pocket dimension transportable through time and space via magic.”

Y/N: “But-but- it’s a hazard!”

Agatha: “I’M a hazard”

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 773

Wanda: “Agatha - are you trying to boil yourself alive in the shower? Your skin looks kind of…red”

Y/N: “You’d think you’d avoid hot temperatures, you know? Especially given your association with the trials in Salem and witchcraft-“

Agatha: “No. I’ve told you NUMEROUS times that in Salem witches were hung, not burned - uncultured swine”

Y/N: “Ohhhh - so what were you doing then? Trying to boil a lobster?”

Agatha, sarcastically: “Haha, very, very funny.”

Wanda: “Yeah, because you’re the lobster!”

Y/N: “If you think about it, both lobsters and Agatha come from Maine-”

Wanda: “- and all I’m saying is have you ever seen them both in the same room?”

Agatha: “YOU’RE THE ONE WHO LITERALLY DRESSES ENTIRELY IN RED”

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cissa-calls · 4 days

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 772

Wanda: “Due to some increased amounts of hurt feelings amongst us all, let’s try to limit our usage of strong words like ‘hate’ and ‘loathe’.”

Y/N: “Fine.”

Agatha: “Fine!”

Wanda: “Glad we’re all agreed! Instead, I vote we should save those words for only when we truly need it, got it?”

Agatha to Wanda: “Sure, like how I hate it when you suck up my bandwidth by putting on a “I’m a decent decent human being” facade!”

Y/N: “Hey, I thought you said we would only say those words for when we meant it!”

Agatha: “I know. And I did, that’s why I said it.”

Wanda: *instant crushed feelings*

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cissa-calls · 4 days

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The amount of self restraint it is taking to not immediately spoil the last half of the fallout show. SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS RIGHT AT MY FINGERTIPS. Anyways the soundtrack and sound design slaps so hard - nostalgic yet eerie

They played the opening notes of Orange Colored Sky in the very beginning of the very first episode and it felt like coming home

#I have so many thoughts and I will NOT SPOIL THE REST OF THE SHOW FOR MYSELF #fallout #fallout tv show

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 771

Wanda: “How do I tell Agatha I want to be enemies in a non-platonic way?”

Natasha: “Just start with a simple truth, a fact about her that’s something to build off of for how you feel”

Wanda: “That’s perfect!” *flys away* “Agatha!”

Agatha: “What’s up hot stuff? Didn’t get enough of me in our last duel?”

Wanda: “No- I mean YES!- I mean I could never get enough-“ *panics* “You smell like old books and raspberry jam”

Agatha: ???

Natasha in mental anguish: “NOT *THAT* KIND OF TRUTH”

Wanda: “Should I bring up how her laugh is like a symphony of birds cackling?”

#and guess what? Agatha is so flattered #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #wagatha #wanda x agatha #natasha romanov #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter #agatha

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cissa-calls · 5 days

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#widowed at the wedding

Samara Weaving as Grace Le Domas in READY OR NOT (2019) Ella Purnell as Lucy MacLean in FALLOUT (2024—)

#LITERALLY WHAT I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF #fallout #ready or not

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 770

Agatha: “And what do you have to say for yourself after attempting to kidnap and mind control ANOTHER town?!”

Wanda: “-I needed enrichment time?”

Y/N: “THEN YOU GO TO THE LIBRARY OR AQUARIUM, NOT ADD ANOTHER LINE TO YOUR VILLAIN RESUME!”

Wanda: “To be fair, it was a smaller town.”

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cissa-calls · 6 days

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 769

Agatha: “Wh- what did you put in this concoction?”

Y/N: “What’s going on? Agatha are you okay?”

Agatha: “Oh I’m peachy keen…except for Wanda’s trying to POSION ME”

Y/N: “WANDA!! How could you?! We talked about this”

Agatha: “GUILT! DAMNATION! What do you have to say for yourself?!”

Wanda: *laughs*

Agatha: “AND NOW YOU MOCK ME?! Tell me Wanda, at least let me die in dignity knowing the cause of my demise”

Wanda: “Cheese”

#wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #agatha: darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries counter #Darkhold diaries #wagatha #wanda x agatha #agatha #incorrect marvel quotes

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cissa-calls · 8 days

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 768

Y/N: “We can’t go anywhere today!”

Wanda: “Why? There’s a mission to complete!”

Agatha: “And I have life ruining curses to place on mortals!”

Y/N: “It’s raining! It would be unsafe given each of your…conditions.”

Wanda:…

Agatha: “Just curious, but do you think the Wizard of Oz is a documentary on witches?”

Y/N: “Yeah! I think it’s a really thorough interview, very candid. But why didn’t you tell me about your water allergy?”

Wanda to Agatha: “Can we please just tell them the truth?”

Agatha: “Only after I douse you in water and am gifted the sweet luxury of Y/N having a breakdown.”

#wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter #Darkhold diaries #wagatha #wanda x agatha #agatha

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cissa-calls · 8 days

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Always adored the New Vegas billboards

#fallout #fallout new vegas #I love how wonderful and curated and sincerely important world building ads play in this game #art reference #art inspiration

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cissa-calls · 9 days

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 767

Wanda: “Agatha, did you have a first edition of the Odyssey? Or maybe the Iliad?”

Agatha: “The Odyssey, the Illiad- The epic Greek poems from antiquity?”

Wanda: “Yeah!”

Y/N: “Ooo, did you attend the book signing? Did you meet Homer? Was he an instant phenomenon then or was the line really short because he was an emerging author?”

Agatha: “Alright, ignoring the fact that that those stories may have been created through oral tradition and thus might went through many iterations before the first written copy or even even the work of solely Homer, do you REALLY think I am that old?”

Y/N: “Well - didn’t you say you were the inspiration for that one character? The one with the face that sunk a thousand ships?”

Agatha: “The face that LAUNCHED a thousand ships”

Wanda: “Was it to get away from you?”

Agatha: “SHUT UP”

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 766

Y/N: “Can a solar eclipse affect your magic?”

Wanda: “That’s something I’m still unsure of myself! Since the source of my magic is chaos itself, the confusion and disarray brought on by an eclipse has the potential to create an even greater well of energy. But, that makes magic cast under it more fragile.”

Y/N: “Oh, but then what about Agatha?”

Agatha: “My powers come from a book. Since I’m not an ancient, prophetic celestial being connected with creation itself, no, the eclipse does not affect my magic. It’s hard to mess with the logic of ~book~”

Y/N: “Untrue! You can’t read the book when it’s dark from an eclipse!”

Agatha, sarcastically: “Wow. You sure know how to make a girl feel like a powerful conduit of magic.”

Wanda: “…still bitter about the whole “trying to take my powers and then failing to ascend past your mortal form and magic?””

Agatha: “Grrrrr, no.”

Y/N: “Agatha, it’s not polite to lie.”

Agatha: “Considering the amount of impolite things I want to commit right now, lying is your best option.”

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 765

Wanda: “I think a person’s phone says a lot about them. For example - my phone. It’s simple in a functional red case with an un-cracked screen.”

Y/N: “What about Agatha’s? What does it say about her?”

Wanda: “Agatha’s phone…housed in a case the size and heft of a brick, yet still managed a cracked screen, and about 15 stickers on the back…it says she’s a mess.”

Y/N: “Really? Maybe it means she attempts precaution, even if it doesn’t happen. And that’s she’s expressing herself!”

Wanda: “Oh yeah, maybe I was wrong. Maybe it doesn’t indicate she’s a mess-“

Agatha: “-first time for everything-“

Wanda: “-It’s indicative of a HUGE mess”

Agatha: “I hate your very soul”

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 764

Agatha: “If I disappeared, how long would it take for you to notice?”

Y/N: “That’s awful to think about! Why would you ask?! I would notice immediately because I care!”

Wanda: “Less than an hour”

Agatha: “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Wanda: “It means, that once I realized there was silence and a lack of explosions and expletives coming from your dungeon, then I would know something was amiss.”

Agatha: “Hmmm fair.”

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 763

Wanda: “You’re absolutely insufferable! You say that you have changed since Westview, but that has yet to be apparent!”

Agatha: “Oh. Well. Cry me a river and burn a bridge!”

Y/N: “You do know that the ending of that phrase is actually “build a bridge,” not burn?”

Agatha: “I said what I said”

#and the tension? PALPABLE #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #agatha: darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries counter #agatha

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