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If you could choose your zodiac sign for any reason, which would you pick?
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
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i think i had car sex way before i had house sex. i didn't even know you could have sex inside for so long. they don't teach us these things in the united states
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(Wakes u gently by shaking ur shoulder) babe wake up a new definition for woman just dropped
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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Gender conforming 19yro virgin calls a gay stranger a f*g for being excited in a video . Don't worry, they use they / them pronouns and are about make their 5th limp wrist joke about a person that doesn't know them
It's not homophobic because they feel validated by acting like 1960s gay basher
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I absolve you of your sins
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YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN
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Rekha gets revenge on her abusive & unfaithful husband in Khoon Bhari Maang (1988)
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“He doesn’t get to win. My cute, charming, salt-of-the-earth Missouri guy. He needed to learn. Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer consequences.”
Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher
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A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today
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another one
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Are you a butch
I'm more of a Sundance Kid myself
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Hey, so what should you do if you see a man abusing his wife in public in a way that is not a crime? (Calling his wife a r*tard, ordering her around)
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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 
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Dragons are extraordinarily good mimics, escaping human predation by disguising themselves as common airliners, some even going so far as to sport crude copies of carrier logos. This makes them difficult to track, though most sources agree that the dragon population is critically endangered.
While there has been some success with halting large-scale dragon hunting, conservationists are still concerned about a recent spate of crashes in otherwise healthy adults.
Given that dragons communicate via radio signals and that most crashes occur near military radar stations, it is theorized that the radar may be disorienting the dragons. Investigations are still ongoing.
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