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#oh #i was kinda feeling this the other day #because it's still early spring which means it still freezes #and it could snow any day still #but all of a sudden you notice that there's green grass and tiny buds on the trees #flowers popping color #and it's like #'right. new season we got this.'

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#jaw drop

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

#one sentence horror

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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#literally almost drew sharpie tally marks on myself today #happy impossible astronaut day

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

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lmaooo

#it. #it literally falls apart #because they got soap on it. #elon musk drama

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

#i was just thinking about this gif! #was going to find it if no one else had reblogged it #happy earth day

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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

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Thinking about ✨her✨ today

Remaking this Éowyn after 10 years of cosplay was so gratifying! The trim is all hand embroidered and I’m so proud of how well I was able to dye the matelassé to match the corset suede 😍

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shrek is 15 years old today

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

#happy earth day #we went to the park today even though it was overcast and slightly chilly

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this is my pet freak [camera cuts to a thoroughly average man in business casual clothes. he smiles and waves at the viewer]

#tim drake

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my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”