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*friends car is locked*
Friend: stop pulling the handle
Me:
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This character’s mad
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HE’S GOIN’ OVER THAT CLIFF in HD!!!
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PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG
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If this site burns to the ground let this be my swan song
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filed
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when a meme has had enough
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I only drink free-range, organic water
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citrussquad · 5 years
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I’m a sick fuck I like to pet ducks
I’m a sick fuck I like to pet ducks
I’m a sick fuck I like to pet ducks
I’m a sick fuck I like to pet ducks
I’m a sick fuck I like to pet ducks
I’m a sick fuck I like to pet ducks
I’m a sick fuck I like to pet ducks
I’m a sick fuck I like to pet ducks
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citrussquad · 5 years
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bungie dev #1: ok we need some sort of sidekick for the player-character, any ideas? bungie dev #2: how about the cutest, tiniest robot imaginable? bungie dev #1: holy shit
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staff: our bot is very reliable tumblr bot:
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Genuinely love this
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citrussquad · 5 years
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Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Judy Garland except playing on a record player right beside you while it pours something fierce outside. It’s your first Christmas alone, and you’re trying to make the best of it with some music, a crackling fire, and a cat on your lap.
As the song nears its end, however, you hear footsteps. Seems you’re not as alone as you thought.
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