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Beca: Too much vibrato is ba-a-ad

Aubrey: Your jokes are as funny as that ear monstrosity you wear.

#incorrect quotes #pitch perfect #beca mitchell #aubrey posen

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Amy: And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany’s? She said…

Lilly: I think I remember the film. And as I recall, it was pretty problematic

Cynthia-Rose: And coming from us that’s saying a lot!

#incorrect quotes #pitch perfect #fat amy #lily onakuramara #cynthia rose adams #parody #deep blue something

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Some lips should be censored

Chloe: So, Amy, I heard you’ve joined Team Experimentation

Cynthia Rose: Raises a hand for a high five

Beca: 🙄

Amy: I just wanted to know…

Lily: If Japanese girls are actually pixelated down there.

*crickets*

Cynthia Rose: *retracts her hand*

#chloe beale #cynthia rose #beca mitchell #fat amy #Lilly onakuramara #inappropriate quotes

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Chloe: I get it, Aubrey can be a lot, but maybe don’t blow up at her EVERY time? You know what helps me? We can watch a campaign of Dimension 20. Brennan Lee Mulligan? Very therapeutic!

Beca: Fine! I’ll try it.

[two weeks later]

Aubrey: How about we lose the ear monstrosities?

Beca: Aubrey? I need you… [looks to Chloe who smiles and nods encouragingly] to roll initiative.

#incorrect quotes #beca mitchell #chloe beale #aubrey posen #dimension 20

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Whoops

The Mauler loomed over Stella with his hulking frame.  "It was honestly easier than I expected to get you alone."

Stella rolled her eyes and sighed out, "Congratulations, now please LEAVE me alone."

In a blinding flash, The Mauler had a single hand around Stella's neck, hoisting her a foot off the ground.  "In a few moments, my nemesis Captain Hero will be here to save you and I will settle the score once and for all!"

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."  The familiar voice of the tall dark and handsome Captain Hero.

The Mauler snarled.  "You're too late.  The one you love, that you are always with, is doomed.  Now watch your girlfriend die!"  He squeezed his hand and looked to enjoy the horror on Captain Hero's face.  The look wasn't quite right though.  Come to think of it, the snapping sound in his hand sounded more like an exaggerated retching and his fingers hadn't yet connected.

"Girlfriend?  Seriously?  Gross!"

The Mauler looked to his hand and saw the still very alive and very annoyed looking young woman.  He remembered to look back at the hero, fearing that he might have used the distraction to attack, but Captain Hero had leaned back against the wall and apparently pulled a box of popcorn out of nowhere.

Hero chuckled before throwing a kernel in his mouth.  "Stella is my big sister."

#superhero #villain #original fiction #ficlet #tw: violence #he done f'd up

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Lily: Secret Asian man 🎶

Stacie: Excuse me while I kiss this guy

Amy: Wrapped up like a douche

Jessley: Don’t nobody got no mister roboto

Beca: Sorry I’m late… what is happening here?

Chloe: We’re singing our favorite mondegreens!

Aubrey [rubbing her temples]: I have a mondegraine

#incorrect quotes #incorrect pitch perfect #Lilly onakuramara #stacie conrad #fat amy #Jessley #beca mitchell #chloe beale #aubrey posen #Cynthia Rose doesn’t mess up lyrics #also she’s off making out with Denise

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“Mama, puppy!”

“That’s nice dear now let’s…” It would be embarrassing to admit not knowing whether to move closer and protect your child or to run like hell. You can make another kid right? No? Okay. Let’s do this. “Honey, I know we’re not big on labels, but puppies don’t usually have scales, right?”

“You have scales in the winter when you forget to moisturize!”

Loving my child unconditionally. I can do this. Let’s try again. “Baby, puppies don’t usually breathe fire.”

“Daddy said you breathe fire”

Daddy said lots of things before he ran off with the nymph from accounting. The memory of which probably doesn’t excuse the volume of the outburst. “It’s not a puppie. It’s a blazing dragon, now put it back where you found it!”

Little lips quiver as eyes begin to tear. “But it’s just a little one”

This is going to be a huge headache, but who’s ever denied that pout. “Fine! But you’re taking care of it”

(The child did not, in fact, take care of the dragon)

A child has brought home a “puppy” and is insisting on keeping it. The “puppy” is most certainly NOT a puppy, but seems pretty content with the situation anyway.

#parenting

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The Rave’N episode

#fan fiction #wenclair #woefully unprepared

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Beca: 🎶 You don’t have to be rich to be my bitch, you don’t have to be cool to be my fool

Cynthia-Rose: Naw. That still ain’t it

Aubrey: What are y’all doing?

Beca: I was just trying to gender neutralize the lyrics before remixing this as a bisexual ballad.

Chloe: [fist pumps]: So you’re finally ready to…

Emily: Hi, Beca did you figure out my arrangement yet?

#incorrect pitch perfect #bechloe #if you squint #humour #the song is kiss by Prince if that isn’t clear

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It’s short, but at least I’m writing

#pitch perfect #ficlet #second person pov #bechloe

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Line up the Suspects All in a Woe

#fan fiction #wednesday fanfic #woefully unprepared #wenclair

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I hate it, but it’s short 😂

#wenclair #wednesday fanfic #woefully unprepared

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Is it a new chapter or just commentary on the show #sogoodatmarketing

#woefully unprepared #wednesday #fan fic #wenclair

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There will be a plot… probably!

#wednesday #wednsday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #fan fiction

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Eat

The 9:00 am ferry ride from Reggio Calabria to Messina was Kristin’s idea. She had said she wanted to try the food, but honestly, she wanted to make up for never having seen the Godfather by visiting Sicily directly.

“If you want to try cuisine,” Bianca mused, “We should really go to Venice, there is this Chef Gianni who runs a cooking school there. His hands are just made for rolling dough.

Kristin joked, “Does he squeal like a girl too?” Not really meaning the implication

“Oh no, he’s rather manly, experienced , but still full of life.” The fondness in the older woman’s voice and the dreamy smile on her gorgeous face made something roll unpleasantly in Kristin’s stomach. (Probably just hunger - she definitely wasn’t ready to consider other reasons that the thought might upset her)

Kristin drew a breath to clear those thoughts. By the time they traveled from the ferry terminal an hour to Taormina, she actually felt ravenous “Food?”

“I’ve heard the attached restaurant is decent,” Bianca said, pulling their luggage from the car.

Kristin glanced up at the sign for the White Lotus hotel. It sounded like a nice quiet place where she could leave the drama of the past few months behind her.

#drabble #new story idea #mafia mamma #Kristin x Bianca #with a bit of white lotus and other shows mixed in #eat pray f…

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Wednesday: It is merely another chopstacle.

Yoko: Chopstacle?

Enid: Any obstacle which can be overcome by the use of an axe.

Wednesday: There are many.

#wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wednesday incorrect quotes

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AU: Riverdeath

FP carrying Jughead’s lifeless body in his arms. The ensuing rumble that took out most of the serpents, including Tee Tee. Emerging from the smoke and flames of Southside stalk two cousins, Dark Betty and the Red Hood, and they won’t stop until every Ghoulie … and Hiram Lodge are dead.

#riverdale #fic ideas #betty cooper #cheryl blossom