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2022. still proud of this one btw <3

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

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who’s gonna tell him

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i’m starting to think you guys were lying about wanting to break down the gender binary

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born and raised gothamite combating kon's influence on tim's taste buds

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Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

#awful

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dadchuck is everything to me

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Stinky group of gamerz

It came to me in my fever dreams

tag yoself, I’m Chilskyrim

#my siblings and i fit each one lol

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god, the hands you made for writing weird porn are doing data entry

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since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this

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17 years ago today.. the biggest rockstar move in history.

The look of satisfaction says everything

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My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

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priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife

me: i scooby dooby do

priest:

wedding guests:

my wife:

me: babe. please. say something.

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KABRU!!!!🐟🐟🐟

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My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.

I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”

Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️

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one of the important cornerstones of fandom is understanding that your headcanon is not everyone else's headcanon, and i'm not sure when people stopped understanding this