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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

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Dragon drawings, inspired by this little dragon head fragment I saw on display at the Hunt Museum in Limerick. I just liked its head shape and wanted to imagine how the rest of its body could look like.

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a rare sighting

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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classic post rant quora phrase

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screaming

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It's fanfiction it doesn't have to be perfect it doesn't have to be accurate this is a hobby you're doing this for fun it's okay if it isn't perfect and polished you're doing it for fun [talking to myself in the mirror]

#yes it does

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hey can you roll my newborn son into a joint and smoke him real quick

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blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t

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this wouldn't leave my brain

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The AI tech bubble finally bursting is going to be both catastrophic and very funny.

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