clapricorn

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i feel like everyone stereotypes leos as self centered or extroverted too much bc as introverted leos like myself can't relate to that

i agree

[clapricorn]

what do you think about pisces men in general

that’s what i think

#asks #anonymous

[clapricorn]

ladies guess a man’s myers briggs type and his rising sign he’ll think you snapped

#he’s so fascinated by astrology now #poor rookie #hehehe #cap.txt

[clapricorn]

when his natal chart is full of air and fire:

#we going ✈️ chaotic

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no one:

capricorn men: we want prenup

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My dad is a capricorn and he's like the living description of what a capricorn behaves.

#you don’t have to have a child to be a dad #you just have to be a capricorn #asks

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look at a capricorn, then try to have the audacity to tell me astrology isn’t real. i dare you

#the man i’m seeing is a walking horoscope

[clapricorn]

for personal reasons i will be putting myself through emotional distress

[clapricorn]

i must correct myself: i had a date with a sarcastic and charming and very stereotypical capricorn man

i have a date with a sarcastic and charming capricorn man tomorrow 👀

#it went nicely #he’s ambitious a little cynical but likes to have fun #i really like him #cap.txt

[clapricorn]

i have a date with a sarcastic and charming capricorn man tomorrow 👀

#i’m nervous but i’m not overthinking it #yet #cap.txt

[clapricorn]

if only i could die of a broken heart

#cap.txt

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[clapricorn]

no one:

men who reject any belief in astrology: Have I Mentioned How Smart I Am? 🤓 How Often Should I Remind You? Please Observe My Penis And Rate It On A Scale From 7 to 10

#astrology memes #horoscope #zodiac #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #mine

[clapricorn]

I See The New Moon Rising, Croatia

#moon

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https://instagram.com/p/BSIa73ehOHh/

#moon

[clapricorn]

#criminal minds #spencer reid #episode 1x01 #matthew gray gubler #incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes #aaron hotchner #derek morgan #penelope garcia #meme #big dick energy #mine

[clapricorn]

unpopular opinion: you guys are missing out on connections because you only care about sun signs. couldn’t be me.

#astrology #zodiac #horoscope #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #mine