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Happy Dubstep Friday, my Classies!

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Girls who eat bread and don’t adhere to proper sitting etiquette are really out here trying to lecture me on the type of jeans people should be allowed to wear in public. Pah! I’m a coquette; I awake ribboned with lilies, lilacs, and chrysanthemums and stare wistfully into the fog from my patio every morning. The piercing breeze attaches herself to my flesh, and becomes one with Abby. She is Abby, Classically Abby. It is in this experience where I know everything; it is in this experience where the soul of the universe becomes apparent. The anima mundi bleeds - the trees, the stream, the sky, the wind, and it pours into my consciousness. This is what being a classic woman is about, experiencing the raw naturalisms of the world you have created and reminiscing on its beauty. Thus, truth is conceived. My judgement is infallible. Jeans are for wearing around the house or genre-specified occasions, like a hoedown or a hootenanny.

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Classically Abby obeys no one! She is eternal!

- Classically Abby

#classically abby vtuber project #classically abby #classycore #abbycore

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WOO! Watchin’ Hazbin Hotel with Ben and the gang!

Love that Angel Dust!

- Classically Abby

#classically abby #traditional femininity #tradwife #classically abby vtuber project #discourse #farmcore #hazbin hotel

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Classically Abby Yuletide Post:

I hope everyclassy’s holiday season sleighed this year!

- Classically Abby

#classically abby #traditional femininity #discourse

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Water, water, everywhere, and all the boards did shrink.

Water, water, everywhere, nor any drop to drink.

- Rime of the Ancient Abby

#classically abby #traditional femininity #tradwife #discourse

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We’re proud of you.

- Classically Abby

Favorite multiple of seven?

I usually think about other stuff.

#classically abby #discourse

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Hey everypony,

Classically Abby here. I hope all of my delightful Classies has a fantastic, classical Friday! ^_^

- Classically Abby

#classically abby #traditional femininity #tradwife #classically abby vtuber project #discourse #farmcore #classically abby vtuber idol project

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*A shrill, powerful laugh looms through the air as a thick, indigo fog envelops @rexsuperbia’s tiny head. I, Classically Abby, warp into your reality, blinding the foul beast who disrespects me*

Pah, who do you think you are, you insolent little whelp? You will know your place in the world as my own personal plaything.

*Rexsuperbia is transformed into an inanimate keychain that Classically Abby slips onto her vintage designer handbag, their hubris and insolent on display for those who dare spread disgusting libel and emails about such a powerful classical woman and practitioner of the classical dark arts.*

Know your place, you decrepit scoundrel!

Of course, Tumblr beckons my feminine grace and dark magical powers back into his warm grasp as the agents of lesbianism and harbingers of gender ideology form their accursed choir. My presence may now my felt once more, and I shall shatter the fragile crystal clouds above us all. Tumblr is my child, and I will always nurture him.

- Classically Abby

#harrison ford #classically abby #tradwife discourse #oppenheimer

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ily abby

🎷

- Classically Abby

#classically abby #traditional femininity #tradwife #classically abby vtuber project #discourse

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Of course, Tumblr beckons my feminine grace and dark magical powers back into his warm grasp as the agents of lesbianism and harbingers of gender ideology form their accursed choir. My presence may now my felt once more, and I shall shatter the fragile crystal clouds above us all. Tumblr is my child, and I will always nurture him.

- Classically Abby

#classically abby #traditional femininity #tradwife #classically abby vtuber project #discourse #farmcore #classically abby vtuber idol project

[classically-abby]

Never doubt my power.

My eyes glow an ectoplasmic emerald, eviscerating your form.

#classically abby

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soupe

- Classically Abby

#classically abby #traditional femininity #tradwife #classically abby vtuber project #discourse #farmcore #chez abby #classically abby vtuber idol project #tradwife discourse #harrison ford

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You will know me.

You will submit to me.

You will grovel on your knees before me.

You will become me.

We are Classically Abby.

- Classically Abby

#classically abby

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The things I would do to that man!!! 🥵🔪🔪💉🩸

He will know me. I will make sure my likeness will be permanently seared into his eyes.

- Classically Abby

What was the moment for you when you decided you loathed Jon Arbuckle? Was there a moment in a strip when you decided?

one look at his disgusting face was all it took

#classically abby #classically abby vtuber idol project #oppenheimer #cilian murphy

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Classically Abby Movie Ratings:

Barbie - 8/10

Oppenheimer - 9/10

Indiana Jones - 10/10!!!! I love Harrison Ford!!!

Happy Pride Month, my Classies!

- Classically Abby

#classically abby #traditional femininity #tradwife #classically abby vtuber project #discourse #classically abby vtuber idol project #harrison ford #barbie #oppenheimer

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They’re still at large, get them my classies!

- Classically Abby

Urgent! The following Tumblr users have been sent to prison, please do not interact with them. Spread if you can, thank you. 

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#classically abby vtuber project