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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

#capitalism

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Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

#and now YouTubers get directly sponsored because YouTube wont pay their creators fairly #so they have ads within the video itself too #so then YouTube interrupts your video in the middle of one of its ads to give you two more ads #before getting to return right back to the middle of ad

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"that's a good thing to think about in your career: when you want to have children" that's easy I know the answer it's abso-fucking-lutely never

#work

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@wikipedie

"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"

So irrelevant. Do you want it?

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the rest of this blog post is about the chicago cubs but these first two paragraphs are extremely powerful

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#news #some more news #YouTube

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Obsessed with her actually (ignoring what the writers chose to make of her)

#she voiced Tenzin's sister in legend of korra

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#LOL

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#i do this and constantly

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What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

#exactly #he left those poker games with less money but a ton of praise from the players telling him he did really well #he's a gullible‚ naive‚ and never matured past the age of 12 #the original analogy is that the 1% can afford more opportunities to succeed #when they take a risk and it fails they can afford to try again and again until they succeed #and there's nothing inherently wrong with that the problem is the rich won't acknowledge it #they act like the difference between us and them is intelligent business strategy and work ethic #and it's not‚ the difference starts and ends at disposable income #and if the billionaire man-child would shut the fuck up for a moment #and realize that just because he financially benefits from the companies he's CEO of doesn't mean they'll fail without him #he is functionally useless and costs his companies more money to babysit his ego‚ #make your money‚ enjoy your money‚ and shut the fuck up dude #completely forgot my point #what was i saying again

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@tintysun @doctor-lypten @wikipedie @theforceisstronginthegirl

god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

#hey if you're reading this — not just the ppl I tagged‚ anyone #and you want to share/rant/gush/discuss your ocs or your oc's fic but don't have it written out or completed #send me a dm and gush away please #you don't even have to ask permission or preface the message with any social niceties #just send it‚ whether small snippets or multiple walls of text #I'll read every word #i love reading about your personal characters

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This is one of my favourite ship dynamics

#im the just a guy #every day all the time #used to feel like i fell in love too easily #but no it's just that there are so many coolest women ever it's hard not to fawn over all of you

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Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do

#video games #loz

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It was kind of ridiculous there was a code for 'something happened to an alternate version of myself, and as a result I’ve been kidnapped to said dimension’ but that was fucking life for you. Convenient that Dick had binge-watched Fringe the first time they’d ever needed a code for that specific scenario. There was a whole host of codes related to dimensional travel that directly referenced that one actually.

This time on … find out where in the world(s) Tim Drake is, the dangers of 'A' names, and why no one can keep a straight face longer than it takes to throw a batarang! Guest starring Tim Drake and… hang on is this a joke? Tim Drake-Wayne? Who wrote this—

#read her fic please

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post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

#every day

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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

#lol

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ive asked this a million times but my dumb ass has forgotten the answers and also tumblrs search function sucks so i ask yall once again:

ill tag it this time so i dont lose it

#southern coast of louisiana #colloquialism when it's raining during the day with no apparent clouds (so the sun is usually shining full force) #usually because of winds blowing the rain from a storm miles away #i say usually because of the rare occurence when it's like one small tiny rain cloud dropping rain #but it's right in the trajectory of the sunlight so you can't see the cloud at all #my great grandfather used to say the devil is kissing his wife #my great uncle used to say the devil's wife is showering (directly in front of the sun so you can't peek) #but my dad and my aunts & uncles on his side would say the devil is beating his wife