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mentally im here
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The meadow was small, perfectly round, and filled with wildflowers (…) Somewhere nearby, I could hear the bubbling music of a stream.
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if a vampire was just like "hey, wanna bone?" do you think i'd say no? hesitate even slightly? do you take me for a goddamn idiot, incapable of appreciating and gratefully receiving gifts that the universe decides to bestow upon me? c'mon now
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Twilight (2008) Dir. Catherine Hardwicke
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2022 prediction: Stephanie Meyer retells Twilight again, this time with all supernatural elements removed. Vampires become mormons and werewolves become furries. Edward slowly unbuttons his shirt, revealing a shining white temple garment. James is a mormon fundamentalist who wants Bella for his harem. The conflict in New Moon comes from Edward going away on his mission and the climax takes place in Salt Lake City, Utah instead of Italy.
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