Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."
why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.
a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
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Oh no lol
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“I’m going to tell you something: Thoughts are never honest. Emotions are.”
— Albert Camus
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I genuinely love this candle symbolism.
For her, it’s been burning. For him, it’s finally igniting.
( And actually his candle is already low and a liiittttle bit lit, implying the love was always there, burning so low as to not be noticed, but surely burning nonetheless 🔥♥️ )
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Colin: I think I am jealous of Penelope's suitor.
Inner Colin, Every Bridgerton, the bee that stung Kate, the plants that Sir Philip has:
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#me at every function where there are people
Nicola Coughlan as Penelope Featherington in Bridgerton S3
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Me after finally seeing the Bridgerton season 3 promo
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Benedict and Anthony after seeing Colin's glow-up
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The fact that is gonna be Colin's face for the whole duration that Pen is gonna be giving him the cold shoulder is making me CRY LMAO
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Some more Colin and Penelope
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the true and only wedding of the lady of winterfell
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#me too, percy
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Before
Now
COLIN YOU SLUT!
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Listen, maybe it is the period piece/period accurate lover in me, but Colin saying he misses Penelope is making me feral actually. Like in a time when men and women weren’t allowed to speak unless in a formal setting or chaperoned; He is writing a woman not related to him, missing her, and he is like you know what I am not going to wonder why that is at all
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STILL SCREAMING!!
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