I did NOT cook on this quiz
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when will tumblr introduce an “are you mad at me” feature where every day your mutuals anonymously select if they’re mad at you or not
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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
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Uno reverse, mom! Selling YOU to One Direction 😋
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"you are so mature" thanks i was traumatized at a young age
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Hamlet, writing a letter: and upon its reading, the bearers of this letter should be compensated with very nice houses and lots of money for their troubles
Rosencrantz, from the other room: haha bro what if our names were Rizzencrantz and Gyattdenstern
Guildenstern, also in the other room: haha yeah it's like we're sending Hamlet to Ohio
Hamlet, writing quicker: on second thought I think you should kill these guys actually
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Honestly feeling this rn 😔😔
"you should be at the club" i should be sleeping serenely on a riverbed
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The Joker is a butch lesbian
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I'm always shitting in locations like this
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Where did out of touch Thursday go…..have we truly lost all joy?
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oh god it occurs to me I’m not even prepared for tomato plant parenthood
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