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clint-bartons-dog · 15 hours
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clint-bartons-dog · 2 days
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Mr. Darcy is the reverse of the "nice guy" trope because he does all of this wonderful stuff for Elizabeth and literally doesn't even tell her. And then is shocked when she finds out.
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clint-bartons-dog · 2 days
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Reading pride and prejudice for like the 10th time and what still makes me insane is when Elizabeth and Darcy are together in Kent, Darcy falls more in love with her every day while Lizzy despises him more every day. It's all like
Mr Darcy, internally: wow she truly doesn't give a fuck about my aunt, she will not let herself be intimidated, she stays true to her authentic self plus she plays piano and her eyes are pretty what a woman
meanwhile Lizzy is like: I'VE BEEN HAVING THE WORST TIME IN MY LIFE FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS AND NOW I ALSO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS ASSHOLE
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clint-bartons-dog · 3 days
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clint-bartons-dog · 3 days
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I love that in SG-1 everyone pretty much just says what they want all the time, regardless of any kind of chain of command, but Carter catches herself once in a while and adds a careful, belated "Sir," as an afterthought 😂
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clint-bartons-dog · 3 days
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anthony j. crowley really is the character ever. he's the snake of eden. he's millions of years old. he can stop time. he likes to feed ducks. his vintage car is cursed to forever play queen. he invented the selfie. he drinks six shots of espresso straight. he lied about starting the spanish inquisition and they believed him. he lost the fucking antichrist. she's genderfluid.
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I'm glad so many folks enjoy these meme posts 😊 Going to be cutting down to doing these twice a week so they a) don't become too much and b) so I can spend some more time on writing fic 🙌
Previous meme dump!
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clint-bartons-dog · 3 days
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thinking about the guy who bought his fiancée the Dyson Airblade instead of Airwrap (so a hand dryer instead of a multi-styler for hair) and the guy who got his gf the toy Dyson Airwrap set for children thinking it was the real thing on a huge sale
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Yup, my prediction too.
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clint-bartons-dog · 5 days
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obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it
but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored
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clint-bartons-dog · 6 days
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The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.
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clint-bartons-dog · 6 days
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clint-bartons-dog · 8 days
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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clint-bartons-dog · 8 days
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5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/
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clint-bartons-dog · 14 days
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everyone on tumblr rn for some reason
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clint-bartons-dog · 15 days
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is tumblr aware that half the uk is suddenly Very Invested in the royal family because we think kate middleton is dead
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