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[clonecat]

#red #highlighter #red highlighter #feel like pure shit x #meme #im genuinely upset by this #homemade meme #ruining my grand studying plans tbh

[clonecat]

Listen when cats are fighting in a back alley or whatever and they’re getting all hissy and whatnot, I don’t care who started it I’m on MY cats side ok!!!!! Idc what she may or may not have done that’s literally my fucking homegirl 

#cats #cat #cats fighting #back alley #my fuckin BABY #she did nothing wrong #i love her

[clonecat]

time to put my roach powers to use! *scuttles under the fridge and never comes out again*

#roach #cockroach #scuttling under the fridge #roach powers #they will allow me to survive nuclear apocalypse #but only once i think idk though #can't really have a second apocalypse if there's no one there to do it again #maybe the roaches could #if they got super smart and organized to do it i guess #but then they'd need to have a reason so there would have to be a rift in roach society first #roaches don't have societies #yet #god tagging is so HARD i can't go back and fix mistakes i have to start over GOD #start over every time #actually now that i think about it roaches probably do have societies they're like vampire societies tho because they're hidden to us

[clonecat]

If I was a necromancer I would run a secret business where I kill people for insurance fraud and then bring them back

#necromancer #business #black market #insurance fraud #if the government is mad they are welcome to suck my dick about it

[clonecat]

you fight a clown in his own circus lol you’re not on home turf buddy

#clown #circus #fighting a clown #idk why you'd do that tho #the clown has the upper hand

[clonecat]

5G is the nepenthe of our reality. Big Eldritch Monstrosity™ just wants us to fear and reject it so that we will continue to suffer willingly.

#5g #big eldritch monstrosity #eldritch mosntrosity

[clonecat]

bee movie is a courtroom drama

#bee movie #courtroom drama #im right #i'm right