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But I know we'll meet again some sunny day.

[A few extra notes about the drawing below the keep reading line :>]

I'm just gonna get straight to the notes so I can head to bed :')

I really like the HC that Medic is trans, so I wanted to feature it here :] The fish are also a nod towards it as- If you don't know- lots of fish can change their gender for a few different reasons, and I can definitely imagine Medic one day being like "Well if fish can fucking do it, then so can I >:]"

Decided to make Medic taller than Heavy here, 'cause why the hell not.

This whole piece would probably just be it's own lil' AU, 'cause there wouldn't be a fitting time for them to meet when they were youngsters. Maybe an AU where Medic and Heavy end up moving to the US when they were both young, and that's how they meet instead (along with Spy, and maybe Engineer and Demoman). Idk lol.

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by next year the message button will be removed entirely and your only form of communication will be gifting nitro

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Mini hawk launched from car. Attacks an unsuspecting invasive species.

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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

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Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

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AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

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i thought he was wearing a little bralette at first glance

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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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dungeon meshi textposts pt14, except it is solely my favorite white guy ever

pt1 | pt2 | pt3 | pt4 | pt5 | pt6 | pt7 | pt8 | pt9 | pt10

pt11 | pt12 | pt13 | pt14 | pt15 | pt16 | 

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Still my fav Ragdoll glitch.

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My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

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Can u draw any merc u want + engie + any merc u want like this

DEFENSE APPRECIATION YAYYY!!! The details on the dresses aren't one to one sorry but like KYAAAA I'm happy to draw Engineer anyday,,,

Also alts of them with body hair *and* one of Heavy with luscious hair

Can't say i'm good at drawing hair since i was like my oc was a guy with a turtle hat and then it was a shadow guy with hair that was just blobby stuff so like 😭😭

#amazing!

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English added by me :)

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My faouvirte gif. Imagine your spider waking you up

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In my brain, I thought it would be so funny to put salmonids on machinery, so I present you this tomfoolery