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family gathering. playing monopoly. getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. i say what? he says esteemed colleagues. they merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly

#‘unionized’ you guys this is a merger to squeeze out competition. they literally formed a monopoly 😭😭😭

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I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

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#cellphone keyboards hate me. we r enemies fr

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i'm changing my answer actually. thor would do that maybe.

#maybe she had bad vibes.

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A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra

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Cooper Howard/The Ghoul | Figure

#me writing meta is esentially just #THIS ^ man's entire relationship with the present is actually just a continuous rejection of the past 😂 #and yet in spite of his rejection he chases everything he's lost everyone point and laugh 😂😂😂 #fallout

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you can't use the word slick unless you're writing an abo fic. it's not allowed.

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me making a typo like what you have to understand is that i'm so tired. all the time.

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the thing about meta is that sometimes it's literally easier to just write a 50k fanfiction about it.

#i can't be succinct i don't know how to do that.

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i am actually in the mood for a good story unfortunately, which means i should play fonv and not fo4. however. i'm attached to melvin now.

#guys will create a character and then go why the fuck is this great character in such a shitty story

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

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"art" here is defined in the broadest of terms. they are vocal and grating about their opposite opinion. imagine the worst possible options. if you are against "marriage," then this is defined as living with a partner.

#everyone in this poll taking things so seriously. it's like you don't even know this question was originally an anon joke about swifties. #anyways if i have to detransition and ultimately be murdered by my husband who hates me so be it. #he'll be too misogynistic to play taylor swift. you have to pick the lesser evil sometimes.

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