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made some LGBT clown stickers for my redbubble :o]

#hey! I’ll be coming back soon 💞

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dreampngs set 6

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during my shower this morning i wrote "today i will find something good" on the fogged glass and i just went to a thrift store and found a few cool things but best of all a clown doll that i love!!! ive been wanting to find one for so long now 💙

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ah yes, Me

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I ate McDonalds for lunch and now I feel sick. If I die, you know who’s responsible.

Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald is a class traitor. A sell out. Not a man of the clowns, but a clown of the corporate machine. A capitalist clown with no morals. He has forgotten what to be a clown means. The working class clown doesn’t deserve what he has done to them. And to top it all off, his sprite is acidic and his cheeseburgers are small. A true clown would have big massive cheeseburgers, but not Ronald, the bourgeoisie fool.

0/10

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#clowncore #jalopy #fisher price

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You will look at my clowns.

#long post

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yesterdays clown haul.. not pictured: actual clown suit

#i love unwound clown sound but i can understand why they disbanded

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Unbound the Clown

(A name has not yet been chosen)

Last night was The Great Unbinding. I gathered friends together late at night, as we recorded a video of my sister, her friend, and I, untying this clown. The video needs to be edited and shortened drastically before I can post it because it took a total of 50 minutes to untie this clown. The string around this clown was so tight and thick, hard to cut even with kitchen scissors. Three different strings were used to tie this clown. We took turns passing him between the three of us to saw the different strings off. As frustrating as it was, we had a lot of fun doing it! Like a big spooky Unbinding party! Here’s a picture of a Safeway bag filled with the string.

It’s clear now though, based on how hard it was to remove all this string, that whoever tied this clown up did not want it to be untied. I do not know why. My original theory is that the clown was broken underneath, and the string was to keep him from falling apart. My sister’s theory was that there was some sort of cursed object underneath, or that it was a “binding spell” but we were both disappointed to find nothing but a naked clown underneath...

To say the least, he seems like a normal clown underneath all the bindings. A foam torso, posable arms, ceramic hands and feet. That’s all we found. If you look at this in a superstitious point of view, perhaps it looks ordinary underneath all the bindings, but once unbound that’s when bad things slowly happen. But a night has passed and nothing happened so far. I’m going to take a skeptical stance on this until something significant does happen. Also I’d like to make a quick correction: this clown was not found in a Goodwill, but in a store called “Bargain Basement,” a large warehouse thrift store. My sister said there was many dolls, and this one was buried under a big pile of dolls. Also one of the only clowns.

But now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for, a picture of the clown unbound. Here’s him next to his spooky big brother, Boo Boo Junior.

As for the quality of the clown: he’s alright. He’s definitely interesting, but out of the context of his binding, he’s a pretty mediocre clown. His paint is pretty worn, but his colors are pretty cute. I feel bad for him that he was treated as such, so I wish to make him some clothes to put on his back, so that’s he’s proper and not so cold. Unfortunately I don’t know how to sew, so I’ll have to either figure out how to make clown clothes, or contact someone who knows. If anyone can help me with that, let me know! As for now he is a naked, and possibly cursed, mediocre clown.

6/10

A strange clown binded by fishing line and other string that was found in a Goodwill and given to me for my birthday. I plan to review this one once I untie them.

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Tonight is the Great Unbinding

A strange clown binded by fishing line and other string that was found in a Goodwill and given to me for my birthday. I plan to review this one once I untie them.

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Charmer the Clown

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Baby Clowns

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#not a review

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Mario the Clown

In the game Super Mario Odyssey, the beloved character Mario wears many outfits, and you see, in the pictures above, Mario dresses as a clown in this game. I have to say, Mario makes a great clown! From party hat to clown shoe, Mario wears a wonderful assortment of colors! His entire costume and persona comes together nicely, clearly a clown, but still recognizably our classic lovable Mario! Best of all, he looks quite natural this way. In the words of an Italian named Vincent, “it’s like Mario was meant to be a clown the whole time.” That sums up how natural Mario looks in this state. Imagine a world where from the beginning, instead of a plumber, Mario was a clown. What a wonderful world to live in! Hooray for Mario the Clown! Wahoo!

10/10

#clownblr #clowns #super mario odyssey #smb #clown reviews

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Boo Boo Junior (right) and his new little brother Charmer (left)

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Rosé the Clown

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