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Imagine how scared Robbie would be once phantom kidnaps him. Imagine how worried and angry Marvin would be once he finds out phantom kidnapped his boi

I imagine that Robbie would be petrified, once he realized that he had just been captured by a dark magician. He had been enslaved by dark magicians before, so being within Phantom's grasp is like a living nightmare to Robbie.

I also imagine that Marvin would be angry to the point where he would have to storm out into the middle of the woods to cool down because of he was to rage in the cabin, nothing would be left but rubble. He would be so angry he'd leave burnt footprints in the grass as he passed. Using his powers to lash at any object in his path, destroying trees, leaving them as burnt wood on the forest floor, breaking boulders into gravel. His eyes a vibrant violet as he saw red. But after calming down, he would probably fall to his knees, taking off his mask as he sobbed into his hands, ignoring the destruction he caused, only wanting his son back safe and sound.

#phantom #robbie the zombie #marvin the magnificent #angst #tw kidnapping #tw: kidnapping

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DA quickly turns around, only to see that no one's there, maybe they were imagining things? With that, they turn back around to make their way home...

...only to come face to face with a grinning actor, who they immediately punch in the face.

I'm sorry but I'm getting the mental image of that and I couldn't help but laugh 😂😂

DA would totally do that

#NEBM! da #actor! mark

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Imagine after DA is done patrolling with Silver and Jackie, they go through the mirror and into the upside down to go home. But on their way home, they suddenly feel a chill down their spin and someone whispers very closely into their ear

"it's not fair, is it?"

Actor's gonna catch these hands!!!

#NEBM! da #jackieboy man #jackieboyman #silver shepherd #actor! mark

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Imagine Robbie getting kidnapped by phantom.

Me @Phantom: DONT TOUCH THE CHILD! *beats up Phantom*

#not robbie nooo😭😭 #robbie the zombie #phantom

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Imagine Anti showing DA the notebook that he used in NEBM to document everything that Dark and Wilford fought over and DA is baffled by amount of ridiculous things they fought over and how easy it is to fix them, like

DA: "Wilford uses all the hot water and doesn't leave any for Dark" ok, you could've had turns with it like, day 1 is dark taking a shower, day 2 is Wilford's turn to take a shower and so on! Please tell me this is a joke and they didn't actually fight over stupid shit like this!

Anti: nope, they actually did fight over this and much more

I imagine Dark and Wilford watching them with annoyance in their features as Anti points and laughs at them 😂

#NEBM! da #antisepticeye #wilford warfstache #darkiplier

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Marvin: man, anti is the worst! He's a sadistic and cruel killer with no moral compass! He always hurts others and doesn't care about anyone! I hate hi-

Anti:*wants to redeem himself*

Marvin: Anti is my friend and I swear if anyone hurts him, I'll curse them to hell and back!

Alternatively

Marvin: DA is an absolute monster! They processed host! Almost killed Dark and Wilford! Made Anti almost kill me! They have no humanity lef-

DA:*wants to redeem themselves*

Marvin: DA is my friend and if anyone dares to hurt them, I'll curse them to hell and back!

This is accurate too🤣

#marvin the magnificent #antisepticeye #NEBM! da

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Momiplier upon meeting DA:

Wilford and Dark when mark turned into a child:

These are accurate 😂

#momiplier #wkm da #NEBM! da #darkiplier #wilford warfstache

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Imagine DA finding Mark's channel and becoming a fan of him because he makes them laugh and feel less alone (am I projecting right now? Probably, but come on, DA is supposed to us and we're all fans of Mark, so it would make sense for them to be fans of Mark as well)

Honestly yeah, DA would be a big fan ^w^. I watch Mark too if I ever feel lonely

#markiplier #NEBM! da

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For some reason, I imagine DA is close to tears because they're scared of the egos reactions. In the 1920s, the only people who cared about them were their parents and Damien. If the egos hate them and don't want to give them a chance, then that means DA ruined their chances at having new friends and that would be devastating for them because...they don't like being alone.

Welp time for me to cry 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#NEBM! da #damien the mayor

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This is making me SAD😭

DA, calling Marvin: hey, so, Silver and Jackie just told me to keep an eye out for "Wilford's glass friend who almost killed him" so, on a scale from 1 to 10, how badly did everyone react and how much do they hate me?

Aww DA 🥺🥺🥺

#marvin the magnificent #silver shepherd #jackieboy man #jackieboyman #nebm! da #huffle reblog

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DA, calling Marvin: hey, so, Silver and Jackie just told me to keep an eye out for "Wilford's glass friend who almost killed him" so, on a scale from 1 to 10, how badly did everyone react and how much do they hate me?

Aww DA 🥺🥺🥺

#marvin the magnificent #silver shepherd #jackieboy man #jackieboyman #NEBM! da

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Imagine Silver and Jackie telling DA about how Dark and Wilford told them about NEBM and how they asked them to keep an eye out for their glass friend, so now they're asking DA to also keep an eye out for, well, DA.

Imagine how awkward it would be for DA cause, wow, these two have no idea.

(also, would Dark and Wilford allow Silver and Jackie to ask Diamond Avenger to keep an eye out for DA? Cause I feel like Silver and Jackie wouldn't ask them unless they got permission)

I'm sure Dark and Wilford would appreciate all the help to find them, so I think Silver and Jackie would be allowed to ask DA for help

#darkiplier #wilford warfstache #NEBM! da #jackieboy man #jackieboyman #silver shepherd

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Wilford: I know you fellas think that looking for them is a bad idea, but they're our friend, and we're really worried about them

Dark:...and we miss them

One by one, the egos agree to keep an eye out

Silver: but...what does DA even look like?

Anti: they look like someone tried to make a creature out of glass and failed horribly, so basically arts and crafts gone wrong

Marvin, knowing damn well DA doesn't look like that at all and knows exactly where they live: yep, so please keep an eye out for a creature made out of glass

Marv just sweating looking back and forth just agreeing with the others

#marvin the magnificent #NEBM! da #silver shepherd #antisepticeye #darkiplier #wilford warfstache

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Silver, Jackie, and DA are fighting a giant candy cane. Jackie and silver are fighting it in the air, DA is fighting it on the ground while also making sure that there are no civilians around

Silver: I can't believe we are actually fighting a giant candy cane!

DA: do you guys think it tastes like actual candy cane?

Silver:...that's a good question

Jackie:excuse me, what?

DA:like, is it edible? You know what, fuck it

DA cuts up a piece and takes a bite

DA: holy shit! This is actual candy!

I'm CRYING I WOULD DO THAT TOO🤣🤣🤣

#NEBM! da #jackieboy man #jackieboyman #silver shepherd

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Imagine after Dark and Wil tell the egos, they ask them if they can keep an eye out for DA. How would the egos react? Especially Silver and Jackie? Would they keep an eye out but be grumpy about it cause they don't think Will and Dark should be around someone who tried to kill them? Would they keep an eye out and be okay with it? How would each of the egos react to Dark and Wil asking them to keep an eye out for DA?

I'm sure all will keep an eye out and would do everything they can to keep their leader and second in command safe from DA unless DA comes to them in a nonthreatening way.

#NEBM! da #silver shepherd #jackieboy man #jackieboyman #darkiplier #wilford warfstache #markiplier egos

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Imagine DA, silver, Jackie, and Marvin getting eachother Christmas presents.

Also, Imagine DA, silver, and Jackie fighting a faint fucking candy cane, or an army of snowmen, or any other Christmas themed monsters that some villain made because they wanted to destroy the world and it happened to be close to Christmas

Sounds like a Christmas special that DreamWorks does with their characters from their movies every Christmas 😂

#NEBM! da #silver shepherd #jackieboyman #jackieboy man

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Imagine child!mark clutching DA's arm because he's smol and they're very strong.

Imagine Silver flying around with Child!mark

Imagine child!mark wearing Host's coat and it's too big on him

Stop! It's too cute!!!😭😭😭😭

#child! mark #silver shepherd #the host #NEBM! da