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Harry: I’m the kind of person you won’t find twice babe

Louis: So the cardboard Niall placed in the toilet isn’t you?

Harry: The what?

Niall: The what?

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Niall: I’m serious

Niall: Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training

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Louis: Stop overthinking everything guys

Also Louis: Blue and green confetti at my shows? Yes.

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Fans: Sing “To be so lonely!!!”

Harry:

Harry: Imma sing about this banana costume

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Niall: People always tell me to stop quoting Backstreet Boys in normal conversations

Niall: My go-to reply:

Niall: Tell me why

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Harry: Louis just nudged me and said “you weren’t even listening, were you?”

Harry: I thought, that’s a strange way to start a conversation

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Harry: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Louis: Fertilized by your sperm

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Niall: It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do

Louis: It takes a lot of alcohol to watch you golf the way you do

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Louis: Liam and I often laugh about how competitive we are

Louis: But I laugh more

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do you have a favourite moment of directioners leaking stuff or stalking the boys?

Wellington because #iconic, but that camera quality really made me doubt humanity

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Taylor: Did you get better at driving?

Harry: Not really. My sat nav just recently said:”In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me the fuck out”

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Louis: I love you so much, I could never live without you

Harry, blushing: Is that you talking or the beer?

Louis, looking at the beer: I sure hope it was me

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Liam: What’s wrong with you two?

Harry, shrugging: He’s not talking to me, because I cut my hair in his dreams

Louis: It was traumatic

Liam: But it was a dream!

Louis: But it was traumatic!

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Niall: Deaf people will never understand why farts are funny

Louis:

Louis, snatching Niall‘s beer: I think that’s enough for you

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[clumsydorkysheep]

Louis: So why did you call me at 2 am?

Harry: I needed advice on a mattress

Louis:

Louis: Dammit

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[clumsydorkysheep]

Louis: Harry, someone clogged the toilet again!

Harry: We’re the only people living here

Louis, looking at Clifford:

Harry: Don’t even think about it

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[clumsydorkysheep]

Harry: I’m going to name our duck Sir QUACKS-A-LOT

Louis: Yeah, let’s not do that

*10 minutes later*

Louis: Sir QUACKS-A-LOT, Mommy and Daddy are going to lock the bedroom door for a while, ookaaay?

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