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“I don’t ever want to have kids.”

Normal human response: Ok.

Freaks: But what if you change your mind oh that will change you’re hard-wired to want to procreate who will take care of you when you’re dying you’ll never be fulfilled if you aren’t a parent good luck being miserable when you’re old

“I want to have kids someday.”

Normal human response: Ok.

Freaks: Well I hate children you’re going to hate your life later if I ever get pregnant I’m getting a triple-abortion just to make sure it’s really gone if a child was here right now I’d drop-kick them good luck being miserable for eighteen years

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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

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adhd moment

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she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

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thinking about this thing v

the "Man-Catcher", used throughout Europe in the 18th century. Despite the spikes, it was not used to harm. Thanks to the spring-loaded bits at the front, it had enough wiggleroom for a neck to slip through, but not escape. It was used to knock knights from their horses and keep them subdued, either to end a fight, or to ransom the knight off. Versions of it are still used today, but they look less cool in my opinion .

Holy crap that thing is CRAZY!!!!! WHAT!!! A Man-Catcher hahaha. But damn that would be great to incorporate into a whump fic! I like it.

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no babe, the weighted blanket stays ON during sex

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Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire 

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#FUCK IT UP #me after puttint on the worst tunes known to man

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More totally normal zionazi behaviour.

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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It's your lucky day, Barnes & Nobel members! Sara Goetter posted this image, revealing that Barnes & Nobel members can get a discount on preordering the new Warriors graphic novel (as well as another upcoming release by her and Natalie Riess) by using the discount code PREORDER25.

What are you waiting for? Get your tail over there!

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