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no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

#ray...

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Mask recommendations for ordering online (NA)

Note: for consistency, practicality, and simplicity all prices are listed in USD.

masknerd has a comprehensive data set on hundreds of masks he's tested according to his own criteria and methodology (pinned tweet). find his recommendations on his youtube channel. many of the following are on his list as well!

DISPOSABLE MASKS

3M Aura and Vflex: one of the most commonly recommended brands of N95. Where to buy?

- US: see here - Canada: see here - Multiple sizes per model. These suppliers are good for bulk ordering. If you aren't sure if something will fit you, check out the sample kits in the next recommendation - Price point: varies from $1-1.3 USD per mask depending on supplier

Breatheteq (US):

- KN95s that come in small, medium, large, or XS (kids) - Offers sample kits so you can test out what your size is - Comes in a few different colours. shoutout to the lavender - Earloop only - Price point: $69.75 USD for a 50-pack (~1.4 USD per mask)

Canadastrong (Canada):

- The Canadian equivalent to Breatheteq, but also carries N95s of other brands such as 3M Aura and Vflex, Vitacore, and Drager X-plore

Vitacore (Canada and US):

- N95 certified, but actually has 99% filtration - Both earloop and head strap versions (warning that the head strap seems to fit considerably smaller) - Regular and small adult sizes offered, also a kid's size - Price point: $33.99 for a 30-pack (~1.1 USD per mask)

Wellbefore (US, ships to Canada):

- N95s, KN95s, and KF94s - Head straps, normal earloops, or adjustable earloops depending on model - Kids/petite size available for certain KN95 models - Wide range of colours (excluding N95s) - Price point: varies per model, from $0.79 USD to $2.09 USD per mask - Also sells Covid tests, over the counter medication, and medical supplies

Masklab (US):

- This is an indulgent option for if you want to go out and look good, while still staying safe. These are masks that are part of your outfit - FFP2 certified, equivalent to KF94s - Standard size and slim fit series - Many beautiful patterns - Price point: $24.44 USD for a 5-pack ($4.88 per mask) for the patterned KF ones, ~$3.4 USD for the plain KF ones, ~$3.3 USD for the slim fit series, including patterns.

ELASTOMERIC MASKS

Flomask (US, ships to Canada):

- Reusable elastomeric mask (with replaceable filters) that meets KN95 standards - Two adult sizes (low/medium nose ridge and medium/high nose ridge) and a kid's size - Adjustable straps - Price point: $122 USD. 50-pack replacement filters: $81.46 (filters to be changed after 20-40 hours of use, depending on filter type)

A humble P100 elastomeric respirator from your local Home Depot or similar store! Magnitudes cheaper than the Flo mask (both the respirator itself and the filters)--however, I can't offer estimates for how often filters should be replaced. May not look pretty, but the most economical option for the highest degree of filtration if you aren't self-conscious.

General advice:

N95 or higher are the most reliable. They normally come with head straps, which offer better protection by making a tighter seal around your face.

But fit and comfort are the most important! Find a mask that fits your face and leaves the least amount of gap possible. KN95s are often more comfortable and breathable--find what's right for you.

You can wear different masks for different situations depending on risk level!

If you're hesitant to buy online, here's advice on how to tell if your respirator is legitimate.

A SIP drinking valve can be installed on any disposable mask to allow you to drink in public with less risk.

If anyone has other recommendations, please feel free to add!

#i use flo it's pricey but it rocks

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#i hope i get a low grade in pedestrian #fuck you I'm walking here #hope you and your shitty car blows up #^^ me when i walk at a normal speed across the crosswalk instead of super fast so i don't inconvenience the drivers

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saw a poll on here where one of the categories was “I have over 300 hours in a single video game” and people were picking it and saying “I have way more than 300 hours!!” but they were all talking about games like ffxiv or overwatch where there’s a prolonged play element. that’s just not impressive to me. you’re SUPPOSED to have 300 hours in those games. what game do you have over 300 hours in that you absolutely should not be able to have 300 hours in? mine is the ace attorney trilogy

#people generally have questions when i say i have 1.6k hours in minesweeper even though it's a continuous play game

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Another wyllstarion doodle

#bg3 #the monsterhunter and monster.... I'm.........

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Wake up babe, new Philip K Dick story just dropped

#me last night telling myself [redacted] would be disappointed if i didn't have dinner

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It’s crazy to me that you never abandoned cookie clicker. It would have been so easy to just stop developing it and work on a bigger project but you decided this game was your baby and treated it with care. And can I just say the quality of the game has never dropped, never lost focus, and never stopped being fun. You inspire me man

as long as the audience keeps clapping and throwing treats my way i will stand on my hind legs and bark

#help

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Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

#💀💀

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i dont think the trainers in unova are expecting my lvl 100 ev trained pokemon

#teresa talks

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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

#pretty sure my dad will still buy one even tho we know elon is insane

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in the discourse landscape of gay shipping I think a crucial element is the underdog effect. official approval of your ship from showrunners (ie ship going canon) compromises your marginal status as a fandom shipper on tumblr, and in the long run produces a sore winner subjectivity where you must constantly insist that your ship is still good and subversive. destiel is a good edge case as it went canon in the most homophobic way possible, thus maintaining something of an underdog status despite it being explicitly addressed in the text of supernatural, while still ultimately losing its fandom dominance as evidenced by it constantly losing in shipping polls. ofmd shippers in this respect occupy a conflict of class interests in which their gay canonicity confers a level of comfort and stability that gay shippers who have to work in the posting mines doing web weaves will never experience. therefore, we can consider ofmd shippers to be the petit bourgeoisie of the fandom ecosystem, caught between the big bourgeoisie (tv writers) and the proletariat (stuckys), predictably choosing to engage in downwards class conflict to maintain their narrowly privileged status

#laugh tag #i have not engaged much with the polls other than votin #but this is hilarious enough to reblog

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the audacity of mizora to introduce herself with "wyll, you little stinker! you kept me a secret?" like wyll chose to not share that information with anyone. ngl i get the vibe that maybe a bit of his social isolation is your fault? everyone he meets asking him the obvious question of "hey, so uh, where did you get eldritch blast from?" and he just kinda has to dip out as soon as the battle's won a solid half of the time i bet

#bg3

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who's the camp cook if you don't have gale as a companion though

#teresa talks #bg3 #i wouldn't trust anyone in this camp other than gale to cook #ok wait i trust wyll to not poison me intentionally #but man is young i think bro was too busy with being the blade of frontiers to learn how to cook well

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the stupid pokemon go charmander ad doesn't even fucking work. if u swipe u all u do is zoom down ur dash.

#teresa talks #what an app

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Perception Check | Tom Cardy

#I AM SO FUCKING OBSESSED #EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS GOLD I AM CRYING #laugh tag #i rolled a 1 i rolled a 1 FUCK #my boys are otherwise engaged #IT'S SO GOOOOOOD #begging everyone to watch this

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its so fucking embarrassing joining a discord server like hii im a random asshole and heres my stupid attempt at assimilating into possibly years of injokes and personalities that i have to blind read and hope i mesh well with but for now ill just fucking talk to myself publicly in front of everyone i guess because nobody cares about what i have to say

#RIGHTTTTTT

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If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?

#what fandom i am in as in only 1? #i will simply avoid embarrassing media then #also having money means not having to see other people :) #think it'd be really funny if you planned getting into fandoms around when u have to make public appearances #i have to go to a wedding in a month? #time to uh get really into socially acceptable lord of the rings #dont have to see anyone for a month? minecraft youtuber time.