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this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

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auto suggest bewilders me

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More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

#oh can i go #its similar to the first one #i was 14 and i cut my finger in a blending incident #nearly passed out but put a bandage on a played just dance 4 #next day: still bleeding #mum decides to take me to a&e #(she wanted to in the first place but i insisted it was fine) #doctor says his boss is making him xray it but theres no way its cut through the bone because id be screaming and crying etc #xray comes back #cut through the bone twice and over half way through #do not underestimate the pain tolerance of a 14 year old girl

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im going to say "you will be boiled" more in my every day life actually because of this image

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Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

#i dont know a lot about weird al #he was not huge amongst the uk zillenials #but i do know a lot about potter puppet pals #and consequently weird als ebay themed cover of i want it that way #however #nobody in my house was listening to the backstreet boys #ergo #i must repress the weird al version at all times #i think i will be truly free if just once in my life i belt out #im highest bidder NOOOOOOOOWWW #juuunk keeeeps arriving in the mail #from that worldwide garage sale 🥰 #heeeey duuukes of hazard ash traaay

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group balding is in 5 minutes btw

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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Fighting the urge to get into bed after one minor setback