UNCANNY AVENGERS: COUNTER-EVOLUTIONARY
starters from the 2015 comic series written by rick remender.
“what if one day you awoke to discover your entire life was a lie?”
“excuse me. i hate to interrupt your cowardly escape, but i have a few questions.”
“something dark in that one, tell you what.”
“this mountain is a conduit to many dreadful realms.”
“the dead tell me we are not safe.”
“this ground is soaked in death.”
“i could never allow you to come to any harm, my love.”
“where the hell am i?!”
“the hell did i ever do to deserve this?”
“the old angry thing’s packed it up. the thing that kept me alive all these years. the thing willing to do whatever the hell it took.”
“we must do as we always do. strive for perfection.”
“the process of perfection is arduous and never-ending, and you are far from where you must ascend.”
“forgive me for judging – sounds like you’ve got evil on your mind.”
“whatever the hell you got planned, don’t!”
“blood like this never washes off.”
“we’re not going home until you know the truth.”
“we could have done more! we could have saved them!”
“there was nothing we could have done!”
“my curse was my kindness.”
“interesting things can be found in the trash.”
“i had hoped to find my place in the universe. i did not think to look here.”
“you’ve been remarkably busy in such a short time.”
“this is why i don’t work alone.”
“you’ve harnessed some impressive powers, but you haven’t unlocked their true potential.”
“not to worry. we’ll get to the bottom of it together.”
“the only thing you’ll be at the bottom of is a grave.”
“remind you of anyplace?”
“i have much to ask of you, and little to offer.”
“rest here a moment, i’ll scout it out.”
“we should not have come here, (name). it’s all falling apart.”
“they came as if conjured. a devil offering a faustian hope.”
“i’d been afraid i wouldn’t have it in me when the time came– that i’d choke. get good people killed.”
“they knew deep down, like we all do - ain’t no redeeming the blood on our hands.”
“all those years wasted, wallowing in my hate.”
“hey, cool speech. but i’m gonna take a rain check on creepy mcallister senior’s long-winded explanation.”
“is this you being chivalrous, or too prideful to ask for my help?”
“this guy’s not worth the stain in your ledger, (name).”
“i don’t know what that means, and i don’t care, as long as there’s someone bad i can swat.”
“lie to yourself if you must, dear, but never to me.”
“i know the terrible chasm, the loyalties that tear you apart. and i love you all the more for them, even if i do not understand.”
“i’m surprised you’re doing your own dirty work.”
“perfection isn’t the absence of failures, it’s correcting them.”
“i’d suggest you run, but we both know you wouldn’t get far.”
“i’ve done horrible things, but all in the name of a righteous cause.”
“how will you fare when your victims judge you?”
“wasn’t my love for you good enough?”
“i wanted there to be some grand plot. some strings i could point to and blame.”
“every triumph, every failure, i own them all. and while the thought of it is terrifying, it is also liberating.”
“i bring only chaos. to everyone in my life.”
“your origin has nothing to do with who you are.”
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Tagged by: @do-what-comes-natural
Tagging: Uh, I guess anyone that wants to do this....??? sorry I suck at Tagging hhhhhhh-
From this post! bold what definitely applies to your muse. italicize what somewhat applies to your muse. repost; do NOT reblog.
PINK = Peaches , RED = Mango , BLUE = B.Razz
The signs as “negative” qualities
ARIES: tries to do everything at once, doesn’t know when to stop and take care of themselves, bends over backwards for everyone even if someone did them dirty, has entirely too much on their plate.
TAURUS: idealistic, spends a lot of time trying to impress others, doesn’t like to apologize, eating is a coping mechanism or just addictive personalities in general, a tad codependent.
GEMINI: the most flip floppy people ever, what’s today’s mood?, never apologizes, in denial 90% of the time, their way is the highway, desperately needs a break, they have a hard time setting goals because their goals scare them.
CANCER: the literal meaning of I’ll give you the shirt off my back, isolates themselves in fear of someone hurting them, wants to change but is scared of change, complains a lot but never takes advice people give them.
LEO: no one takes them seriously because they feel they always have to portray themselves as the fun one, is actually really sad inside, honestly needs a hug, exhausted always, a crackhead.
VIRGO: can dish it but can’t take it, rushes everything, anxious, plans their future but forgets to live in the moment, sometimes ignores their friends because they have so much on their mind, talks about themselves a lot and sometimes forgets to ask the other person how they are.
LIBRA: solves everyone’s problems but their own, is actually really sad and lonely, gets easily heartbroken but tries not to show it, will do anything to justify bad decisions, honestly just wants everyone to love them but doesn’t really love their self.
SCORPIO: easily set off, will give anyone the cold shoulder at any time even without reason, keeps a lot in, so observant that they often times find out things that hurt them, too many “what ifs” swirling in their heads, has trouble showing their true selves.
SAGITTARIUS: impatient, brash, commitment issues, body issues, doesn’t realize they don’t need to change for anyone, has a lot of different goals to a point where they get overwhelmed, just wants to disappear and do what they want without anyone questioning them.
CAPRICORN: scared people won’t like them unless they’re at the top of their game 24/7, takes a LOT for them to talk about their feelings, secretly struggling, fake happy, needs a plan but doesn’t know what that plan is, confident but insecure at the same time, wants to be stable but sometimes wishes they could drop everyone’s expectations of them and live normally.
AQUARIUS: gets heartbroken like 30 times a week, trust issues, can be unmotivated and disinterested, feels they have to adapt to every person they meet so they can be liked, doesn’t know how tap into their emotions despite being very intuitive, confused, expects little.
PISCES: empathetic often to a point of no return, plays the victim, doesn’t know when to say no, cynical, hermit, is very impatient, trusts everyone too much, can be secretly very critical and judgmental, can only tolerate maybe ten minutes of social interaction, needs a lot of validation.
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⚠️⚠️!!!A NEW MUSE HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE BLOG!!!⚠️⚠️
The rain was strong and unforgiving, as it crawled across the broken roads of Nexus, hoping whatever God existed that it would help them.... For their fellow co-slashers had been slaughtered like the easy prey they were.
Why were they made to be so weak armored? It wasn't fair...yet they understood, lighter armor means quicker movements. For that was the way of the Slasher, a fast moving assassin that could turn invisible to the naked eye.
But yet they could be taken down so easily, except for their leader, though was it right for the leader to be treated more respectfully than its smaller peers? Why did it feel so...angry? angry about this? Why the rage? Why the....sadness?
It sensed something up ahead, a faint yellow light, was it one of them?
Crawling....just crawling and whimpering as it saw the figure freeze in place. It reached a hand out to them, the figure was hesitant, but fascinated, they could feel the figure lift them up, as their visors met with each other...
"What....the hell are you?"
INTRODUCING, B. RAZZ, or just, Blue Razzberry.
It is a modified version of one of Virus's Slasher bots, it came up to an engineer after it's team got mowed down by Nexus robots when they tried breaking into one of the buildings.
The engineers name who found him is called Simon, Simon is a smaller than average ATP engineer who saw potential [mostly for a possible promotion] if he could somehow create an alternate version of a Soldat. As he was already under some hot water for some...failed attempts. But after seeing the broken bot, he realized that maybe he didn't need organic material to work with at all..
He couldn't come up with any good names so he went with calling the robot Blue Razzberry after his favorite candy flavor. He told himself that he wouldn't get attached but, the bot itself showed attachment to them and...soon he'd find himself seeing Razz as a son to him.
Now B. Razz is far better than a regular Slasher, he's more durable but a bit less quicker than his original self. He's even grown about a foot taller than his original form. from 5"2, to 6"2. He's shown to be smarter in combat, and seems to utilize anything to use as a weapon while also being as stealthy as they can to get the better advantage. The other soldats see them as a challenge to test themselves to their limits to see what razz could teach them to become better fighters, in case there were any break in from a certain psychotic mercenary. And oh boy does Razz look forward to a fight with them someday...as they have studied footage of him to keep into the back of their head to expect what's to come.
Razz in personality seems to be very quiet...though in general, they seem to only talk through Morse coded beeps. They do use sign language in some cases, or certain gestures like flipping the bird to express annoyance. They don't seem to understand anything about gender, so they don't care what pronouns others call them by...
They seem to also not understand certain social situations. Like flirting, some of the workers have tried their hand at flirting with the robot but, they don't seem to understand the context. Simon always has to shoo them away so he can get them focused on missions. (Like the protective dad he is, lmao-) Perhaps someday they will understand what those feelings truly feel like.
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❥ 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
add context & change gendered language to your needs . happy roleplaying !!
“ great . just fucking great . ”
“ any ideas on how to get us out of this mess ?? ”
“ this is the last time i go anywhere with you . ”
“ haven’t you done enough already ?? ”
“ don’t worry , i have a plan . ”
“ well , that didn’t work . any plan c , genius ?? ”
“ you know , i genuinely don’t think this could get any worse . ”
“ how did you manage to do everything incorrectly ?? ”
“ this is wrong . all of this is wrong . ”
“ looks like we’re stuck here . ”
“ admit it ; you have no idea where you’re going , do you ?? ”
“ we’re completely lost . ”
“ of all the people in the world i could end up stuck with … ”
“ well . was this your idea of a fun vacation ?? ”
“ how is the tank almost empty ?? i thought you said you got gas before we left !! ”
“ there’s a gas station five miles / eight kilometers from here . we’re just gonna have to push the car there . ”
“ the good news is , i found someone who i think can help us . the bad news is , i don’t think they speak [ language ] . ”
“ thank god , it’s about time you showed up to help !! ”
“ could you run any fucking slower ?! ”
“ i can’t get any signal out here . ”
“ someone stole my fucking wallet . ”
“ we are below rock bottom right now . we’re , like , in hell . ”
“ are you really just going to leave me here ?? ”
“ okay , you being dramatic is not going to help us find a way to fix this . ”
“ are you bleeding ?? ”
“ i’ll try to find us somewhere to spend the night . ”
“ i don’t know what to do !! i’m not a doctor !! ”
“ of course this happens to me . i can’t even be surprised . ”
“ i can’t walk … you’re gonna have to carry me . ”
“ things could always be worse . at least you don’t have flesh - eating bacteria , right ?? ”
“ don’t panic , but i’m pretty sure we’re being followed . ”
“ maybe some music will help you calm down . ”
“ my glasses are broken … ”
“ i didn’t have enough rocks to write out ‘ help ’ so i just spelled out ‘ hell ’ . ”
“ maybe we can play a game to pass the time until someone notices we’re missing . ”
“ okay , i swear this is not what it looks like . ”
“ there’s a killer storm going on outside , so unless you want to disappear under mysterious circumstances , i suggest you get comfortable . ”
“ how long was i out ?? ”
“ well , at least i’m trapped here with you . ”
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Peach and Mango rock on! 🤘🤘
Song they're playing
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Log # ______
Our search for General 404 has come to an end, we've gathered enough resources to send a signal to activate angelic mode.
[ The Blue Angel Shall Bring Salvation To Nevada ]
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Hey! What's under your hats!?
....o H.
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Peach doodles!!!
Embarrassed.PNG
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Alternate outfits for Peach and Mango I forgot to post here.
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What were your last words?
"DONT YOU DARE DIE ON ME, ILL KILL YOU IF YOU DIE!!!!"
"Heh, Mango....your such a cryababy......."
"...Peach?"
"P E A C H!!!!!"
Tagged by @do-what-comes-natural
idk who else to tag I guess uh, any of my followers that wanna do this???
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Peach headed over to their travel pack, opening the top and taking out several bags of fruits. Peaches, Oranges, Apples, Mangos, Lemons and Limes. There alsp seemed to be a golden version of the Peach fruits, slightly sparkling.
They gave Hank's question a ponder, now wondering themselves why. Was it not normal?
"Is it....not, normal?"
They asked back with a brow raised.
"I don't really get tired honestly. I uh....don't require alot of sleep."
Somewhere in Nevada, a figure dressed in white was sitting by a bonfire trying to play a violin they found while scavenging. Behind them was a rather large travel pack full of peaches, and a small radio was to the side playing a techno piece of some sort.
They were currently trying to play along with the techno song, but seemingly was struggling to do so.
"Ah blast, almost had it there..." they mumbled.
@codedbluebeing
65… 66… 67… 68.
The figure in black mumbled, wiping blood from their sword. 68 bodies total. It was a good day. Now with a literal truckload of supplies from the AAHW warehouse — food, water, medical supplies, including much treasured bandages, he sat comfortably in the vehicle and drove away from the place of massacre.
“Parched land, no desert sand
The sun is just a dot
And a little bit of water comes a long way, ‘cause it’s hot.”
The radio sang, as Hank made their way into the desert.
It wasn’t long, however, before he noticed a light in the distance. He thought at first that it must be AAHW units sent to kill him, but the light seemed to be stationary, and looked more like a… bonfire? It might be a bandit camp, in which camp or just some shit burning.
The light was along the way, so he might as well check it out.
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I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO POST THESE HERE FFFFF
These two are from asks I answered on Twitter. The Purple mask dude (Riot) belongs to a friend on Twitter that goes by Pinappledoc09.
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Peach and Mango in their alternate outfits.
And now, plush versions.
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// The Arc Angel has awakened //
A free collaborative piece anyone can do! This was mostly done for fun.
Rules? Just have fun with it!
Transparency versions are on the bottom!
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"Hehe, yeah, I wonder that sometimes too."
Peach surveyed the areas they saw Hank look, a brow raised slightly.
"Oh, so like, just scavenging around for materials?...I respect that. My friends Joey and Joay like to do that sometimes. Some are upgrades for me- U h, mean, uh,...uh... upgrades for John's computers."
Peach stuttered around their own words alot out of nervousness. It sounded like a slip-up. Also why all the j names-?
"Ah...let's, forget about that um....would you like some fruits to take with you?"
Now changing the subject rather quickly aren't we?
Somewhere in Nevada, a figure dressed in white was sitting by a bonfire trying to play a violin they found while scavenging. Behind them was a rather large travel pack full of peaches, and a small radio was to the side playing a techno piece of some sort.
They were currently trying to play along with the techno song, but seemingly was struggling to do so.
"Ah blast, almost had it there..." they mumbled.
@codedbluebeing
65… 66… 67… 68.
The figure in black mumbled, wiping blood from their sword. 68 bodies total. It was a good day. Now with a literal truckload of supplies from the AAHW warehouse — food, water, medical supplies, including much treasured bandages, he sat comfortably in the vehicle and drove away from the place of massacre.
“Parched land, no desert sand
The sun is just a dot
And a little bit of water comes a long way, ‘cause it’s hot.”
The radio sang, as Hank made their way into the desert.
It wasn’t long, however, before he noticed a light in the distance. He thought at first that it must be AAHW units sent to kill him, but the light seemed to be stationary, and looked more like a… bonfire? It might be a bandit camp, in which camp or just some shit burning.
The light was along the way, so he might as well check it out.
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One new oc and three very old OC's I've had since I was 13 years old on deviantart. Though they were originally not MC oc's, as I wasnt even in the fandom back then.
A quick summary of each one are below the image.
Peaches - Peaches is a defective robot from Virus's facility. It was gunned down by one of Motherhood's daughters during a fearsome battle. It lost connection to its owner and had to reboot its systems for five days. Until Joey and Joay came upon it and decided to take it in for John to repair.
Joay - Fouled mouthed, addicted to gambling, and drinks like it's the end of the world, joay has nothing but money on his mind 24/7. He isn't an assassin, but a very skilled thief that knows how to get on someone's good side. He once served in the military at 18, but after being taken to a research facility as a test subject to make a super fighter, his brain developed a sentient parasite that causes his behavioral problems. Though under his sister's care, he is able to subdue this entity for awhile until his next treatment.
John - A wildcard of energy and absolute clownery, john is a pretty laid back dude. Him and Joay met in the military and instantly became best friends. But like Joay, he too was taken into the same facility. But in a different section of it. His body was altered with robotic parts that could control electrical energy in the air by gathering atoms up. Him and Joay both broke out of the facility after he caused a massive power outage to escape.
Joey - Tired, has delayed reaction times, but she is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. Passionate about science, she yearns to create a cure for her brother to get rid of the parasite for good. So far shes developed a drug to put it at rest that lasts up to 8 hours at a time. Most of her days consist of experiment after experiment on genetics. She has Peach help her with handling the more hazardous materials. She likes to collect stickers and all sorts of cute stuffed animals qhile she finds materials in abandoned towns.
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A new type of robot has been discovered in Virus's fleet, The Slasher.
Slasher's rely solely on stealth and the element of surprise. They can pull some nasty tricks on you if your not careful. And even if their caught, they run super fast. Thankfully they aren't as durable as the Soldiers and B.Gunz.
Virus uses these types of robots to collect hefty bounty's on people's heads for future projects. Though the general Slasher #501 was given a unique task, find 404(Peach) and Null(Mango), and bring them back, even if it means in pieces.
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