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I’m non-binary but I really love being called baby girl

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Hook wordlessly becoming Lou lou and her daughters bodyguard whenever they come to visit danhausen at work.

"Hook, you realize you don't have to do this, right?" Lou Lou tries for what must be the thousandth time.

"Yup," her husband's best friend pops the 'P' in time with the bubblegum in his mouth. He mimes her daughter's Frankie Stein doll walking with a distinctive sluggish gait.

"Let him stay, mom!" Her daughter CW insists with a wide grin that she could've only gotten from her stepfather. "He plays Monster High the best. He really gets the ghouls." In her hands is a Toralei and the doll's accessories, in this case a microphone that her daughter is pretending the doll is singing into.

"What's she singing?" Hook asks with a supportive smile and an interested gleam in his eyes.

"The Addams Family theme song!" CW beams.

"Hook plays even better than Daddyhausen?" Danhausen asks, holding a Cleo De Nile doll in his hands and looking genuinely hurt.

"Daddyhausen, you make Clawdeen eat her friends!" His daughter sounds positively exasperated with her demonic dad's playing style.

Hook snickers but muffles it. "Yeah, D, she doesn't eat her friends."

"She is a werewolf! Werewolves eat people!"

"Excuse me!" A smarmy sounding voice interrupts the calm, peaceful environment.

Hook's eyes flicker to the doorway, back straightening. It's Mark Sterling, someone Hook can't trust as far as he can throw him.

"What does Smarky Mark want with Danhausen's family?" Danhausen demands, standing up to stand in front of his wife and daughter. Hook joins him at his side.

"I'm here not for you, but for your gorgeous wife," Sterling says rudely, eyes falling onto Lou Lou. She cringes outwardly when he flashes her a disgusting grin. "How would you feel about"-

He lets out an exaggerated noise of protest when someone slaps his sternum. "Let's go outside for a talk, man to man," Hook says, eyes hooded and voice emotionless but frowning. With his fingers curled around Sterling's tie, he drags the lawyer outside the locker room and shuts the door behind him.

Lou Lou looks at her husband. "I hope a talk is all Hook's having with that lawyer," she tries to be stern to be a good example for their daughter, but she's smiling in a way that shows off her teeth and in a way she can't help.

"Hook isn't much of a talker, mom," CW says nonchalantly. "He's cracking that guy's numbskull."

Her inflection is identical to Hook. Lou Lou's jaw drops and Danhausen guffaws.

"Yes, yes, darling, that's exactly what Hook is doing," Danhausen chuckles, proud of his little girl for her uncanny ability to understand those around her. It's a rare gift.

Hook comes back in the room moments later. "He won't bother you guys ever again," he promises before taking his seat back at the table. "I believe Toralei was about to put on an encore of the Munsters theme?"

"The Munsters theme doesn't have lyrics," Lou Lou says, but her delighted husband and daughter ignore her in favor of making up their own lyrics to the iconic tv show theme song. Hook is smiling tenderly, and she finds herself doing the same.

Her husband sure has the best, most interesting friends, and she's grateful this young man is in her family now.

#aew #donovan danhausen #lou lou la duchesse de riere #aew hook #fanfiction #Hook is a damn good monster high player

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They are amazing I’d like 18,000 of them please

today, something a little out of the ordinary: puppets!

i'd posted these dudes to patreon ages ago, but i think it's time they see the light of day over here as well. i'm a big fan of puppets and i enjoy crochet, so when i finally realized i could combine these things it was a game changer. i've made a small handful of these fellows now, but unfortunately they're hard to display and harder to photograph, so they rarely see the light of day. however i often need something to keep my hands busy while i'm in meetings or class, so i keep on crocheting them. these two are a dragon and some kind of floppy-eared monster.

i work without a pattern and with absolutely horrendous form, so they're not the prettiest pieces of crochet work out there, but that adds character

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One of my dream threesomes are Veda Scott and “Speedball” Mike Bailey

#nsfw #18+ post #veda scott #speedball mike bailey #I just need the two of them to rail me #they’re both real sexy

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Jordan Oliver is really cute

#indy wrestling #jordan oliver #gcw

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What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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My first crush was my goth babysitter when I was 3. Then I was crazy about Padmé Amidala. My first male crush was Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan

#goth #first crushes #ewan mcgregor #I wanted to marry my babysitter

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One of the greatest jokes I ever made was when I had a mouth infection and my mom asked me how I thought it happened and I said “sucking too much dick”

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I really wanna write my OC-centered One Piece fanfic but I don’t feel it’s the right time. I have to watch 25 years of anime to get this right and plus out of every OC I’ve ever created, my One Piece OC is my favorite and my best.

#one piece #fanfiction #oc #my ocs

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Love how the One Piece live action series turned Sanji into a Chad, love that

#one piece #sanji #hell yeah

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We were truly robbed with the last season of The Owl House

We could’ve gotten:

More Lumity moments

Hexsquad moments

Gus development

(More) Huntlow development/moments

More Vee and King

More of the detention kids

Eda and Camila interacting

Lilith and Hooty

More Human Realm moments

More Skara, Viney, Jerbo and Barcus

More Alador, Emira and Edric

Willow’s dads being their cute selves

We could’ve seen Evelyn 😭

#the owl house

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All I want for Christmas is a Kuromi Build A Bear stuffie

#christmas #kuromi #christmas kuromi #build a bear #stuffed animals #love stuffies

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Going to an AEW show solely to yell “JACK PERRY DID NOTHING WRONG” and to carry a double sign that I rip away to reveal a sign that says “JACK PERRY DID NOTHING WRONG” in glitter

#aew #jack perry #JACK PERRY DID NOTHING WRONG

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I’m also going to write a Walking Dead OC-centered fanfic that covers the whole series one day.

One of the most ambitious projects I’ll ever undertake is the One Piece OC-centered fanfic I’m one day going to write. It’ll cover the whole series (aka require me to watch/read the entire series) and be long af but I’ll do it one day.

#fanfic #the walking dead

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How do get my passion for singing back?

#singing #passion #help

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I wonder who’d win in a fight - “Baba Yaga” John Wick or “the Equalizer” Robert McCall

#john wick #robert mccall #the equalizer

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Why are Chorange fanfics the deepest, most emotional, most thought-provoking things I’ve ever read in my life?

#aew #chuck taylor #orange cassidy #chorange #fanfiction #I’ve never seen a non-deep chorange fanfic #like everyone puts their entire heart soul and cunt into these fics #it’s beautiful honestly #don’t change it #just making an observation #I wish for my life to be as deep and meaningful as a chorange fanfic