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Im thinking about this

thanks @tranquil-slaughterhouse

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it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

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Hullo, i'm back, after a lifetime, you can stop crying now

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dps characters as cursed pictures i found part 2

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im nuwanda with a sprinkle of meeks

be honest which one of these boys are you?

i’m definitely todd but make it bi

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what does that mEAN?

@therealcharliedalton

uh, hey, what?? 😀

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*the poets living together as college students*

Neil: hey, someone's gotta go grocery shopping today

Cameron: Charlie isn't allowed

Charlie: oh so you buy an alpaca ONCE and suddenly you're banned from grocery shopping?!

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Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background

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your secret is safe with me

how do you feel the day before the wedding??

i feel lucky. spending e̷t̶e̶r̸n̶i̴t̸y̶ with neil is a dream come true <3

i also feel unprepared, i suppose. but don’t tell him i said that. 

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yes

mashed potato bot for mr. keating?

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someone needs to turn this picture into one of those "the council will decide your fate" memes

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“sorry mr. keating, charlie ate my homework”

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dear lord

knox makes dad jokes.

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Charlie (sry Nuwanda) did it, and sent me, and I fully agree with this. I hope my father doesn’t know what tumblr is

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👀👀👀👀

How the hell do we get Ethan Hawke to say Todd died in the aids crisis

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i just want to point out how sweet he is, like i wasn't even expecting him to see my tweet i just-

How the hell do we get Ethan Hawke to say Todd died in the aids crisis

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How the hell do we get Ethan Hawke to say Todd died in the aids crisis